This gave me a stiffler.
Edit: imdb link added
True American tradition, like our American Pie.[1][2]
[1] Don McLean - American Pie (Lyric Video) | 08:32 | https://youtu.be/PRpiBpDy7MQ ↩︎
[2] American Pie | TV-MA | 1999 | 1h 35m | Comedy | 7/10 | American Pie is a 1999 American coming-of-age teen sex comedy film directed and co-produced by Paul Weitz and written by Adam Herz | https://imdb.com/title/tt0163651/ ↩︎
It’s like Peter Griffin explains the joke if Peter Griffin was the joyless Lemmy equivalent of Goebbels.
Bro, if I wanted to explain my joke, I would have.
Bruh, Band Camp is no joke…
Nice!
I haven’t seen that one!
She really earned that role in the movie didn’t she? 😂🤣
Great facial expressions and acting on her part!
Not to mention she came out inBuffy the Vampire Slayer!
In his defense, I do this when I tell a stupid joke: over-explain it in anguishing detail as to why it’s funny. He’s not doing that here, but I suggest you try it some time
Tell ya who gives me a stiffler.
Allison Hannigan is a mega-babe.
How are you even supposed to eat this?
Uh… Dude that’s a flashlight… 😅
You spelled fleshlight wrong.
Lol, thanks, my phone’s autocorrect is jank as hell
eat?
yes, can’t be a food crime if it isn’t food
Anything is food if you’re brave enough
With plenty of tongue.
Them nerds will put a Raspberry Pi in anything these days.
Them nerds will put anything in a Raspberry Pi these days
I have no words
More pictures here: https://www.instagram.com/mlazri/p/CVRmf5htdf4/?img_index=6
It’s rubber not food
If it’s anything like the McDonald’s pies your dick will melt if you stick it inside
I have words, but they’re probably not very appetizing…
The words cream pie come to mind.
I wonder what the texture and consistency is like
With our patented CreamPie technology it feels and tastes like the real thing.
A bit like the inside of an apple pie, if I had to guess.
Looks more like cherry to me.
Only one way to find out…
*unzips*