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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

More wisdom from Supply Side Jesus

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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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    I hate when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!” Referring to any program that would help the poor or needy… What would Jesus do? Asshole.

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      There’s a bill in the Canadian senate right now for UBI, and yeah, this is what the conservatives are saying.

      For anyone interested in the bill: https://www.ubiworks.ca/guaranteed-livable-basic-income

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      Jesus would make a dupping glitch with food

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      Jesus would make sure they are tested for drugs before curing their leprosy.

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        how do we know they don’t want to stay leprous ?

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      Magic?

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        Good answer, and maybe. But you can be sure the magic would help, and even without magic he would help.

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        Yes, the magic of an impromptu potluck

        Literally the whole point of this “miracle” was to show how if everyone pools resources, there’s more than enough to go around

        But that didn’t fit the message the Romans were going for, so they magic’d it up

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          The only food mentioned is the little kid fishes and bread. If it were more, pretty sure they’d mention it as well.

          The whole point was that they were far away from the nearest place to buy food and money for feeding about 15k people would exceed even a yearly salary

          Literally there was not enough food in the whole group for a “potluck”

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        Did Jesus ever teach anyone to fish? I remember the story where he just gave people fish. 🤔

        So it seems Jesus is only good with feeding people for a day, instead of the rest of their lives. 😌

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          we need 365 Jesuses

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      What would Jesus do? Asshole.

      This is going to be my go-to response from now on.

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        WWJD.A

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      when the far right says, “Who’s gonna pay for it?!”

      It’s funny, the obvious answer is “rich people who have magnitudes more money”, but plenty of poor stupid people respond “BuT tHeY aLrEaDy PaY mOrE” as if someone with 100000x as much money as you should get off paying maybe pays 100 or 1000x when you’re paying 25% and they’re paying 5 or 10% of take home.

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      When they’re asking genuinely, I don’t mind giving a genuine reply. But when it becomes clear they’re doing the online equivalent of filibustering? “You, you specifically are going to pay for it, and I hope it makes you go bankrupt.”

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