Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Calimari salad?
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Hard tack & rum me hearty!
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I’d like a grazing platter and a glass of champagne please.
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I’m not sure why but some of the emojis end up as white squares.
The 3rd and 5th emoji are white squares for me.
The 3rd one is a buffalo. The 5th is a ❌️ for me.
Donkey
I can see it from my phone now. Was on desktop earlier though wefwef.
The 5th is a donkey I think.
Four hours to go of class 😱💀 I’m dying out here, man!
Any dogs today? I feel like my workplace would be much improved by dogs
Nah online theory classes today, so just Mickey and me heh. I pointed the webcam at him, because he stole my chair; punishment for his crimes
Aww. If he’s in your seat he has to do all your homework
International politics/current affairs musings. Feel free to disregard:
idiot shows his lack of foreign affairs knowledge
- How long do you think before Fox News turns on trump? looking more and more like hes gonna lose, continued support is only gonna lead to civil unrest which I am sure they dont care about, but they would care about looking like they supported a loser.
-I sort of understand why they arnt doing it, but I would love to see Ukraine call a snap referendum in Kursk about leaving the Russian Federation and joining the country of winners instead. I hope this incursion leads to things calming down and putin signing an agreeable treaty, but I doubt he is gonna go down quietly.
- I cannot WAIT till the EU shows its teeth and puts its boot up Elon’s ass. How quickly he threw on the victim mentality shows how pathetic he really is. Love seeing bullys get smacked down.
The whole Trump saga will be interesting. If he loses, he knows he’s done. Court cases and verdicts looming. He might fuck off to another country.
His extra moron followers will martyr themselves for him, and in 12 months only the absolute loonies will still carry on about him.
Elon is acting tough in public, but will cower like a kitten in courts. He’ll pay the fines, and then some to probably keep shit quiet and on his platform he’ll announce victory.
Twitter will be mostly dead in a while unless he leaves.
Twitter will be mostly dead in a while unless he leaves.
I dunno, I think the porn and nazis probably hold it together for a while.
Oh yeah, but it’s not going to be influential and broad as it was. The niche demographic can only sustain it for so long.
yeah its interesting hearing a journalist say they dont use it any more the other week. its like, that woulda been unthinkable 3 years ago.
I try my hardest to avoid all things US politics, and I still feel saturated by it. I don’t click on articles about it, I never click on Google or YouTube links about US politics.
Yet, somehow my feed is still regularly seeded with the stuff. I have no idea what the algorithms do to people who engage with that content, but it’s got to be some next-level doom scrolling.
Happy Friday everyone 🎉
Quiet night tonight but I don’t mind some music and gaming time.
Hope everyone has a great night ❤️
Fantastisch!!
Happy Friday Simon. Have a good one. 🍺
Must tell us. What game are you planning to play?
I’m playing cult of the lamb. It’s really a nice mix of chilling out and some occasional action.
I was up until 12 finishing a assignment, but I had to get up for work at 5. I am le tired.
have some dessert , watch some telly them an early night 🙂
Just a little bit longer and I can have a drink, fark me 💀
I wonder what the Friday evening teacher did? Surely it’s punishment! What a horrible time.
She’s a professor not directly employed by my institution, I think it’s because she does other work and this is the only time she can spend teaching us these modules. I don’t think it’s a punishment, just the nature of her schedule.
Just makes for a long-ass day 💀
Testing
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Ou est le pluie?
Ici.
Der Regen ist nirgends zu sehen.
My shopping list is made and I’m ready to go out. Rain should be here any minute now. 👍⛈️
Cheers Peppercorns 🍺
The man goes back to work on Monday so it’s like the closing ceremony.
Chin chin 🍻
Also, here’s to Force’s last day drinks!
To you 🍺 and @[email protected] 🍺
That’s actually Wednesday. Today was my last Friday. Still working Monday to Wednesday 😞
Oops. Well, it’s the countdown to your last day (not long to go!), and we’re rehearsing
One of us needs to remember this for Wednesday and I nominate you.
Ha! You’re asking a menopausal woman to remember something?
(Lucky I’m the queen of lists)
This made me laugh because I’m forever talking to myself “where’s me list. Where’s me list” while I search for my jotter.
Cheers
Sames 🍺
gasp
You’ve mastered it!
I know!! Go me!! Baby steps.
Cheers 🥤
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Bottoms up buttercup 🍺
Here’s mud in ya eye 🍺
Cheers!
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It’s gotten a lot colder outside, I think the rains are coming.
Was just outside and Marge is definitely on her way 🌽
Well that’s new. RACV motorcycle comprehensive insurance renewal came through. Monthly fee went down $8.
It’s Saturday 👋
I’m sitting in front of this now. I can’t seem to get up.
God help me.
Don’t eat all the apricot and apple or you’re going to have a bad time
I had a good go over the apple rings, so yummy and some cupcakes.
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire
The ring of fireeeeIt’s more shitting through the eye of a needle biz.
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Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?
I’ve turned into a hysterical fountain.
hugs 😘
Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?
if we didnt we wouldnt feel our feelings, and we wouldnt get better! -signed the bloke who REFUSES to learn this lesson IRL
What are feelings? I’m only aware of a constant low level sense of dissatisfaction lol
especially with ourselves, right?
Abso fucking lutely
Feeling feelings hurts, but in the end it’s necessary to grow.
Sometimes we just need a big ugly day-long cry.
Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.
Worst super power ever.
Got tea bags or a cucumber?
Over the years, I’ve done all the things.
Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:
Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.
Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.
I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂
Hey now
Hey now
Hear what I say now
dont dream its over
2am circling cropper. Some kind of shit going down.
Just checked flight radar, that’s a yikes. It’s in Oakleigh now though, hopefully you’re safe…
I did not know that was a thing. Another toy to waste time on 😺
Almost every time I see a plane (or hear a particularly loud one) I check to see who dares disturb my midday slumber
Cop planes don’t disclose most of their info though, so I usually just rely on almost everything being “unknown” to figure out if it’s a copper chopper