unfortunately, while i can’t stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)
republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.
Hey Matt remember how said everyone wants to have sex with children, and the problem with liberals is that they say they don’t so they must be lying about it? Yeah. Now that’s true and fucked up, couch fucking is fairly normal in contrast.
Many people are saying it.
I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.
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Accurate hand size
And color.
The best people.
and he hasn’t denied it
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Hooooooly shit this is a good one
Matt Walsh is just upset that the couch turned him down after.
Memes are fair play.
I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I’m 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.
It’s completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it
Why did you make me look this up.
He looks like a fatter Young Republican Tyler Labine.
https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/GettyImages-813399326.jpg
How… how do you talk someone you’ve never met into shaving his beard?
If it’s a MAGAt just tell him it’s weird.
woke
yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?
Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.
If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that’ll probably push him over the edge to differentiate
Natural 20 persuasion check.
“Honestly one of the dirtiest things-”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
What? He doesn’t pay very good attention to politics, you can’t blame him!
They are so used to calling facts fake news and using their own fake news as their facts that they have absolutely no idea what to do when someone flips the script on them.
The party of buttery males can’t handle a bit of sectional humour.
Matt Walsh is one of the biggest pieces of shit alive. That man deserves no love.
Matt Walsh: “This is honestly one of the dirtest things I’ve ever seen in politics”
Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here
“Now watch as I abuse my pregnant wife because I’m a 30-something babydick”
Fuck your
feelingscouch.Weird Ohioans saying “fuck your couch”
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Didn’t they buy the platform just so misinformation could be spread on it freely?
Nah, Elon was clearly trying to pull a pump and dump. However the feds had been monitoring his propensity to buy a bunch of stock, announce buying a controlling amount, then sell the stock he had, when the line went up, due to his announcement. This time the SEC filed suit and he was forced to go through with the purchase, under the contract they had, because this time he crossed the line into federal prison behavior.
Once he had to spend 44 billion on it, he had to do something with it. He had no idea how twitter actually worked, how it really made its money, or why the moderation was the way it was. So he ran in like a bulldozer, fucking around the the corporate structure, in hopes the excitement of change would make line go back up, and he could sell without losing all 44 billion. This didn’t work, he turned it into a shit show, and his narcissism drives him double down, and do things specifically because the public at large hates it, out of spite. However his C levels, and investor’s board, are also forcing him to make the place profitable again, lest they make a large legal case against him.
So here we are.
