• ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    11 days ago

    In no particular order my favorites are roasted homestyle potatoes, roasted and salted nuts, strongly flavored fruits, and toast. Toast is the best one by far, top tier food generally but especially while baked. I know nuts and fruit isn’t what most people think of as stoner food but they work for me and

    If you do this try to avoid eating 1/2lb of nuts in one sitting. They are very high in fat and could cause interesting poops. Especially don’t do this with Brazil nuts as they are mildly poisonous.

  • kbal@fedia.io
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    11 days ago

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      • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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        10 days ago

        Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.

      • BurgerBaron@piefed.socialEnglish
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        10 days ago

        One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.

        Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.

        Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I’ve forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.

  • MedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    For absent munching, Mini Wheats, frosted or not. Chex cereal, any variety. Pop tarts.

    Sometimes it seems, “anything that moves slower than you”. The cat knows what I’m talking about.

    • adarza@lemmy.caEnglish
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      10 days ago

      if you overdo the grains (like cold cereal), you might experience an unintended side-effect later.

  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    10 days ago

    Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.

    • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
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      10 days ago

      You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It’s tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.

      Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it’s never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.

      Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don’t add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you’re seasoning.

  • RBWells@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    I don’t generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it’s at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.