I need to make a todo list.
In crayon
Tick, tick. Turn around, ALL ChAnGE.
Octopus
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I have pretty nice arms but I hate my beak 🎶
Octopus
Ew!
I don’t get……bahahaha…ew
happy boi
He’s definitely a cheerful one.
is it too late?
a very quick picture done on scrap book paper
arms should 6 inches longer but I ran out paper …lol
oh… no…
we don’t do good art here.
That looks great :)
That is awesome, I’d adopt and name them Cecil
first time i’ve picked up a brush in a year
i might do it again a few times , get the legs right, get the shading right ( needs much more water )
It’s a silly, glad it broke your wall 😺
here’s another one
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Thank you for not doing the gross typo
I spent way too long on this! I present to you all:
Metropus
octopus
Bad Art Club prompt: In your cups Open to interpret in any way you like.
In the interests of thread tidiness I also propose the following club rules:
- A single new comment for new prompts (wait at least 1 hour from previous prompt)
- Pictures to be put in spoilers so they don’t take up too much visual space when scrolling
Tim Tam Slam
And what happened to the rest of the packet?
Slammed
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Is that the original concept art for Ditta Von Teese’s martini glass act?
Yes. They still won’t pay me
/j
I have downloaded a new drawing program just for this, it has lots of functions but alas none of them make me into someone able to draw.
my slightly NSFW attempt: In your "B" cups
Its terrifying
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😂
Jealous that yours look plump
Nellie has an expensive bath
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__Well I fucked up the spoiler thing. G as h
Could you please explain how to do a spoiler? 😬
yup, I’m a Luddite
When you upload your pic it comes up as a text. Highlight it then press the diamond shape icon with the ! In it.
Thanks!
lol coffeeee
How did you de-pupil the cat?
I have fat fingers so couldn’t do the pupils in the first place 😂😂
I am guessing that is supposed to be a cat, but it has definite rat/mouse vibes. Coffee’s a good colour.
Last night's wine that I found this morning:
I can smell that picture. The lovely smell of last night’s wine as it goes down the drain. The stubborn red ring left in the glass, the stain on the teeth. All things I don’t miss about drinking!
Good night everyone, early night and listening to an audio book
sweet dreams 😗
Bedding all washed. Made small money on horsies. I go bed super early because I had about 2 hours sleep last night. Hope remainder of the week is peaceful 🙏
Love the new image on the main page sidebar. Looks to be from 2017? I hope they kept that up every year.
classy
Everyone there looks like they were voted fuckwit of the year at high school.
For anyone who would like to see today’s Bad Art in one place, I have consolidated them all for you. There is a little bit of good, a lot of bad and little bit of seriously questionable content.
Enter gallery at your own risk
Prompt: Horse’s arses
Prompt: Bird farts
Prompt: In your cups
Prompt: Octopus
Prompt: Onion skins
Other random things that just happened
This is awesome, thank you. What a fun bunch we are!
My fave is the poo bag on the roof lol.
Today I’m going for drunken horsies with soggy fasinators getting charged exorbitant uber prices on the way home.
I changed trains at North Melbourne on Sunday, there were a few cops patrolling,
first thought was to make the “posh” race goers feel safe , now I think it’s to protect the public from the race goers
and what is up with wearing only black or white or black and white, it’s boring , tho Eliza Dolittle made it look beautiful
Because black and white is the dress code for Derby Day.
Who said?
Idk
I used to live in Flemington and it was kinda entertaining to watch the bedraggled drunk people stagger home afterwards, carrying their shoes
I love the classy ladies having a chunder in the roses before staggering on.
I used to live in Kew as a young lad and was enamoured by all the well dressed girls.
But then after work I caught the train home.
The vomiting, screaming and random crying for no reason kind of killed the illusion lol
A train in Kew?
There used to be!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kew_railway_line
Old vicroads site just down the road from me. Bit before my time though.
wow, the more you know
Train from Melbourne Central to Flinders
Yes. I’ve been on the train to Oaks day and the fillies looked all done up and demure. Pissed with rain that day. On the way back there was swearing, carrying on, a bra was waved around and flung. I miss that bra.
Great to see the art today. Made me smile.
Me too.
People, this board, are so creative. :)
Goodnight all ❤️
Hopefully will get a repeat of last night’s longer sleep.
I am very impressed by everyone’s artistic nature today.
Muppet Movie (1979) gets a 4/5. Excellent gags.
YESSSSSS I LOVE THAT MOVIE IT’S MY FAVOURITE!
Movin’ Right Along and Can You Picture That? are my favourite songs! And the film is great! They had Dom Deluis, Steve Martin, Mel Brookes, Bob Hope, Orson Welles, just such a star studded cast! And the muppeteers are just legends, Frank Oz and Jim Henson are fucking awesome!
Good Morning and welcome to Bad Art Club. Today we shall have an eclectic range of subjects chosen by the audience. Each round shall last at least one hour, after which anybody may call Tag and nominate a victim.
We begin with Horses Arses, ride them, tartare them, or behave like them: Go!
Nobody else is biting. Booo. I nominate “Bird Farts”. (Or any pet pratfall)
Ah shit I put too much effort into this one. Stop it brain!
I LOVE this!!
au contraire. Effort perfect!
It is early…let people have their toast before textas
Ah yeah… maybe I should have left the topic as horse butts so people get their chance. No rule they can’t still do it though, these are just prompts?
Indeed
Magnificent. Regulation number of legs and all.
Minimalism, effective
It’s what I do best in life. Minimal.
I have combined the two current prompts.
How does the horse feel about this?
I’d ask the horse, but it doesn’t appear to have ears (or a head. It’s all arse.)
Fetlocks, fancy horse
it was a cold night, had to put another blanket on!
I was awkwardly hot and cold with cold sweats most of the night. Was awake tossing and turning and only got a couple hours zzz’s 🫠 very glad for today off to rest more
I figured out the sleep issue.
It’ll take a few more days to settle down but I slept for 4 hours in a row without having gone to the gym which has happened in 18 months.
Feels weird to be relatively well tested.
