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Candid_Andy@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

WTF BIT ME?

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WTF BIT ME?

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Candid_Andy@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Is this loss?

  • folekaule@lemmy.world
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    Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I’m not a bugologist.

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      bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.

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    8 days ago

    Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you

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      No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.

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        I’m just makin old man jokes over here. Save your pedantry for something that matters 😉

        • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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          I like to reading pedantic corrections of jokes, it’s like the cherry on top

        • morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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          Ah so when you do it it’s just a joke but when I do it it’s pedantry, got it

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            Aww, don’t be that way. Tongue was firmly in my cheek the entire time, cross my heart. I was worried when I started seeing your downvotes, honestly.

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            When anybody does it it’s pedantic every time. It’s weird that it happens at least once every major thread.

            • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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              8 days ago

              I’ve been summoned

              • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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                8 days ago

                Me: [drops summoning stick] Huh, I can’t believe that worked…

                Someone in the distance: Erm, that’s ackshually not a summoning stick ☝🤓

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          8 days ago

          Whooooosh

  • minorkeys@lemmy.world
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    Idk, but one more and the circle closes, the ritual is complete.

    • Bubs@lemmy.zip
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      8 days ago

      “YA-HAHA! You found me!”

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        8 days ago

        🎶 reward noises 🎶

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          8 days ago

          drops rock on head

  • Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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    So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they’ll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.

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      Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?

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        I had what i suspected were bed bug bites and a few times they would bite in a cluster somewhat similar to this. I moved out of that apartment and haven’t noticed any bites since but never actually confirmed i had bed bugs.

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          As I understand it you don’t move away from bed bugs. They come with you.

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            It depends where they are, how well you cleaned, and what you got rid of, probably some luck too. In my case bites were not frequent at all. There are methods to kill them without chemicals by subjecting them to certain temperatures as well.

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              You can also just sprinkle diatomaceous earth around. That shit kills ‘em dead by piercing their exoskeleton and dehydrating them.

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                Yeah that’ll work slowly and is better for making perimeters or when the infestation is mild. Once it’s settled in you need heat treatment and everything that can’t be heated needs frozen for two weeks or rinsed in alcohol. If you act sane about this they’ll come back until you stop.

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              diatomeceous earth kills them too, also someone used alot of rubbing alcohol on thier bedding.

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      they bite in 3s as well.

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    The Five Fanged Flying Purple Pimple Monster, Obviously…

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    Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.

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    I am sorry but you have MIDI

    • glorkon@lemmy.world
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      Thank goodness, there are 2⁷ ways to cure that.

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    Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they only bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.

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    What about one mosquito with six guns?

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      There was a fire fight!!!

      • TheRealKuni@piefed.social
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        There was a fire bite!!!

    • BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world
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      made my day!

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      Am I the only one who remembers Santo Bugito?

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones

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    Just chiming in to agree that you’re gonna need to burn your house down

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      No need to burn it. Just bake it for a few days. They can’t handle the heat.

      Just one of the perks to living in the monument to man’s arrogance.

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    Don’t worry, they aren’t bites. Just spider eggs.

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    Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.

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    The PlayStation 2 menu spinning orbs

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