Locate is like find, except it uses a cache (so finds things faster, provided your cache is up to date)

The smaller a battery gets, the louder it screams.

Batteries are the chihuahuas of physics.

RAM, GPU, and… Banana??

The answer is always CAT

Unsere Schnapspralinen!

My bicycle theft insurance also pays for regular checks, and routine repairs.

Is he reposting his reply to himself? That’s just pathetic, isn’t it?

Spotted the time traveler

1. Keep it in the fridge
2. Only use clean spoons (don’t let breadcrumbs, butter, saliva touch the jam in the jar)
3. Immediately close the jar after taking something out.

-> rarely ever any mold. I keep my jams fresh for months this way.

Supported as in “you can install an interpreter on most machines”: yes

But for JS it’s already there. You can just write a program, upload it someone, send someone a link and it runs. And it’s even sandboxed.

(Although thanks to webassembly, that will be true for many more languages as well, so maybe my argument is void)

Not saying it should be used for everything, but it is a pretty decent language nowadays (lots of the annoying parts have been fixed in the last 15yrs). Although the main benefit imho is, that it is the closest thing we have to an interpreted language that runs everywhere.

Let me guess, you need to boil some water?

2 min, if you’re in europe

soldering iron is made from iron, got it…

So, all I need to do is find a soldering steel 🤔

If you son’t care about the direction in which the bullet flies off, i suppose barrels don’t matter…

I code

The original is mentioned in this great article https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes

Looks like a gigantic duck. I love it!

Programs using this icon should restrict their file size to 1.44 MB. Everything else is just false advertising.

Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.