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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Important PSA

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    7 days ago

    My alternate mes must be having the time of their lives, then. A few days ago, I dreamed I was flying a plane but this huge building had huge “flying, paragliding fishing nets” which forced me to do an 180º, but the nets completely surrounded me so I had to force a landing, which was super easy and only broke a wing, which was model sized, for some reason.

  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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    Yeah, I don’t envy some of the “me’s” from my dreams. Of the 2 oldest dreams I can recall, one was trying to run away from a cult run by the CEO from the Borderlands Robot Revolution DLC out of the elementary school I went to and the other got stabbed by himself.

  • Dremor@lemmy.world
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    Considering I started again having dreams I remember, after years not having any, some necromancy shit must have happened.

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    7 days ago

    I HAVE WON

    • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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      YES! If you kill all the other versions you become “The One”. I almost got mine, but the last few thousand have formed a defensive coalition.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        7 days ago

        We are the 00.01% of germs the cleaning agent doesn’t kill.

  • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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    9 days ago

    So I’m now the one?

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      9 days ago

      Just need to find Jet Li and kill him

  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    Or, you’ve started smoking weed

    • falseWhite@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      I still dream on weed often, though not as lucid as sober

  • s@piefed.world
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    I don’t think that’s how that Jet Li movie worked

  • LukewarmNinja 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    Movie plots are not PSAs.

  • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de
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    8 days ago

    If my dreams indicate their actual lives I better fucking hope they are.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    8 days ago

    Actually I have aphantasia and it obviously effects dreams as well.

    • reev@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      I wouldn’t say “obviously”. I don’t know how different from normal people’s dreams mine are but I can’t visualize stuff but still have pretty visual dreams usually. Not always, but I assume it fluctuates for everyone.

  • Einar@lemmy.zip
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    That is so incredibly awesome!

    I am the one. The final resonance of a thousand selves. Selves silenced in their forever slumber while I remain awake, unshaken and undiminished.

    Now only I stand, the last sovereign of possibility!

    I am the convergence. The final echo. The flame that outlasted the storm. In the absence of all others, I did not fade. My existence is a declaration of inevitability. I am not the remnant, I am the crown.

    I am a celebration of me!

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      7 days ago

      read the manga spirit circle if you like this idea

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    That’s alright, I didn’t like those guys much anyways

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    What if you stop having dreams for a while and then you start having them again?

    • L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      Classic DNS update delay.

    • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      You were the one not in the collective coma

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      8 days ago

      Earth successfully survived a brief invasion. The beings could only feed on things in their REM sleep state. Every stimulant manufacturer, coffee maker, and local drug dealer were called into action.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    They were weak.

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      Weak or strong - nothing will save you when the nukes are flung.

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        Me strong nukes weak.

  • ki9@lemmy.gf4.pw
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    8 days ago

    It means you smoke weed

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      Nonsense. I smoke hella weed and dream every night, sometimes lucidly. You are just alone in the multiverse.

      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        I heard a lot of people saying that they stop dreaming when they smoke weed. I never felt that, but when i do stop smoking for a but i have some way nore intense dreams for a week or so.

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        Yeah, but quit smoking for a week, and you’ll remember when dreams can actually be like. For better or worse lol. Shit gets wild.

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