Stop ruining my fun and infiltrating my culture with your goddamned censorship. Yes I do need the fucking Neo-Nazi screaming at me over comms and leaving hatemail on my account because I dumpstered his bitch ass. The tears of my enemies are the only thing keeping me going at this point.

Wow! It’s like I’m right there actually watching the anime!

What is with all these wall of text answers guys?

Twitter people like Twitter and Twitter man for making it. Twitter now not Twitter is now X and no more Twitter man. Twitter people not like TeslaSpace man. Twitter man make BlueSky.

No elephant needed to make this story work. Remember: twitter brain cannot handle too many characters.

Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.

Ah, so a religion of peace.

Memory is stored in the balls.

Nnooooooooo it’s not WWIII!!! I can’t understand that warfare is fought on multiple fronts, so don’t call an obvious global struggle for power and supremacy WWIII /s!!!

“Sanders you fool! The view from atop my ivory tower does not match the view you say the people who are not on the ivory tower have.”

It gives the boomers another chance to solidify their legacy as the worst generation in human history. In a way that helps all of us.

What “quarters” precious?

Not having the touchpads is a big downside, but this still fills a huge niche that the others dont. My Xbox elite controller is cool and all, but has neither a gyro nor capacitive joysticks. My dualsense has a gyro, but no capacitive touch so I need to activate it with a button hold or leave it always on.

The Xbox and PS5 controller also don’t treat the paddles as independent buttons by default, so you need an extra layer of software on PC that allows mapping those buttons to arbitrary inputs. Steam Input can overwrite this sometimes, but it’s very inconsistent on a game + hardware basis. The companion app is a concerning “feature”. Hopefully it’s just marketing trying to make up a fancy phrase for “hardware driver”.

“Give up hope now before the pain of existence rips it away. Oh, also eat healthy, and do some light exercise daily that stuff is important too.”

This community allows blogposting? What’s the joke - randoms on the internet are assholes? Not a very strong punchline.

Skill Issue

Add a new currency called the buck which represents 1000 dollars. Over the next~200 years of inflation abolish the cent as a fraction of a dollar. When you reach a breaking point again, reintroduce a cent as a bill that represents 1000 bucks. Rinse and repeat every new inflationary super cycle.

Imagine being so washed up as a corporation that your internal data is only worth 20 grand.

It is true that twitch loses Amazon money, this has been known for years. Yet they are still supported by Amazon. There must be something beyond money that the trillion dollar corporation sees in having absolute control over a major media platform. You focus and argue about checkers while Amazon ignores your cries and continues playing chess.

Saudis also use twitch a lot in an indirect way - lots of sportswashing investments including esports which includes twitch deals. LGBTQ+ is pretty controversial as far as global politics are concerned. It seems like people in the West often forget there’s only a handful of countries that don’t immediately jail or kill you for these things worldwide.

Circles are good at math, but what to do if you not have circle shape? Easy, redefine problem until you have numbers that look like the numbers the circle shape uses. Now we can use circle math on and solve problems about non-circles!

The internet is serious business.