Several top Russian officials have plunged to their deaths from windows in recent years, including a top oil executive and a defense official.
This is what one gets for blatant honesty in the great state of Russia.
Windows really seem to be a big safety hazard in Russia…
Maybe they should try switching to Macs
:P
Sudden onset defenestration. It’s an epidemic.
Either Russia really needs to work on better building codes, or they need a complete change of government. This is beyond incompetence, even patients at hospitals have been falling out of windows. The negligence is absolutely astounding. /s
It’s like Groundhog Day in Russia, just with the economy.
If the economist falls out vindow, …aaahh, another gloomy year.
ITT: Lots of us who just learned the word “defenestration” from that other D&D thread.
Russia really needs to investigate the safety of their windows, they seem to be related to many fatal accidents recently…
The defenestration of a Russian oligarch.
Shouldn’t this read “Several top Russian officials are not at the top anymore”?
In Russia, windows doesn’t crash on itself, windows crashes you.
They must get on with it now… find some other way of accidentally dying. If this proves one thing it is either the total lack of imagination in Russia, or the total lack of education on the risks of heights
I think it’s done that way for brand reasons.
Dude becomes undesirable -> falls out of window -> everyone knows he didn’t fell on it’s own
It’s fear tactic.
but liquidating in the “regular” way would have the same effect wouldn’t it?
With a suicide/accident you don’t need to open an investigation. It’s basically showing off that the execution is state sanctioned at every level, I’d say.
They just have to add some flourish.
Falling from the basement window on 6 bullets someone accidentaly dropped on the ground while shooting themselves 3 times to the back of the head with hands tied behind their back after totally by accident splashing novichok on their undies.
It’s just funny at this point. Russian windows are the leading cause of death.
Ha ha people are being killed. Funny
I guess we just invented gallows humor, everyone! Good work!
Not the death. The method. The location. They have to be the laziest assassins ever—or Russia really needs to improve their building codes.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Star Wars, it’s that evil empires generally don’t put much emphasis on workplace safety. Good handrails and such cost money that could be used for superweapons and cool outfits for your bodyguards.
The problem is, Russia doesn’t have cool outfits or super weapons!
That’s why they’re failing as an evil empire. Putin has driven away every good fashion and weapon designer.
They need to hit up Hugo Boss.
Or, maybe, it’s a terror tactic for everyone to keep in line, since it is a signature method of killing opponents. It is also gruesome enough to be a huge deterrent. There is nothing funny about this, it’s completely tragic.
Or, maybe I will disregard all your opinions because you parrot idiotic “internet comment tropes” like starting with “or, maybe”.
Okay comrade.
Since when is talking about russian terror tactics making someone a russian bot?
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You are using the “black humor comes from soldiers and EMTs to get them through a shitty day” argument but this isn’t that. OP who makes those jokes doesn’t live in Russia and doesn’t care about the assassinations. They are here to make a joke. You can see a trend of “just making a joke” everywhere online - with how many people comment on any topic attempting to be funny just for the fun of it. Someplaces though simply show a complete lack of empathy or understanding on their part. Example is the famous “I also choose this guy’s dead wife” joke - in person you’d get punched immediatelly if someone has just shown such vulnerability and you responded with that joke.
No one is claiming you’re a bot.
In a few hundred years it’ll be written that during this time a whole bunch of people with important jobs died in Russia by falling out of windows, and there will be people thinking ‘no way’, when actually, ‘yes way’. I’m a little tired of watching history happening in my lifetime, ngl.
In a few hundred years
I mean… there is already a Wiki Article about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_notable_Russians_(2022–2024)
Well, shit.
Edit: I mean I guess people in a couple hundred years gotta get their information from some documents as well. Why wouldn’t it be Wikipedia?
Yea, I just want to live in some TV series where nothing significant happens and no one ages.
I don’t know if I’m sarcastic or not.
It just feels like I’ve been living in a Wikipedia article’s “Events leading up to…” section all my life. Now, I don’t want to monkey paw it, it’s not like I want to live in the Wikipedia article’s main events section.
In Putins Russia, windows boot you.
in russia, period. it has been like this before putin
Meh
Executions will continue until GDP improves.
Inflation in Russia will prevent GDP from increasing.
