Several top Russian officials have plunged to their deaths from windows in recent years, including a top oil executive and a defense official.
Several top Russian officials have plunged to their deaths from windows in recent years, including a top oil executive and a defense official.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Star Wars, it’s that evil empires generally don’t put much emphasis on workplace safety. Good handrails and such cost money that could be used for superweapons and cool outfits for your bodyguards.
The problem is, Russia doesn’t have cool outfits or super weapons!
That’s why they’re failing as an evil empire. Putin has driven away every good fashion and weapon designer.
They need to hit up Hugo Boss.