Tennis, because in a pinch they can double up as snow shoes.
Baseball
Fruit.
Aww yeah that’s the stuff
Those huge ones in Southeast Asia
Bat Boy.
The Large Flying Fox. Absolute unit of a bat.
Used to help a friend’s family raise orphaned flying foxes. They are the cutest little bastards. Used to put on a wool jumper before walking into their place as they would chirp recognition at you, as they dangled from a clothes rack, then launch off and flap across the room to latch onto your shoulders. The jumper made it so a lot less of your skin was involved in supporting their weight.
I was lucky enough to spend a semester abroad in NSW Australia when I was in high school and I volunteered at a wild animal sanctuary there and they had some flying foxes. They were so cool, but you had to be careful when you entered their cage because they would either climb all over you or piss on your head.
Got these near my house. Actually it’s the grey headed flying fox. Cutest bats of all time but their shit is not something you want on your car
Fruit bats are so cute, but I think my favorite are the ones who fly crazy in our evenings in the city chowing down on mosquitoes, I believe they are Little Brown Bats.
Baseball
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryukyu_flying_fox
They’re a fruit bat in the Southeast Asian tropics. Absolutely massive bats. You walk under a palm tree and there are a dozen large puppies looking down at you. The fruit farmers of the region are ecocidal toward them, despite deforestation being the reason why they’re congregating in the only reliable food source left. They’re a great generalist pollinator with a similar ecological niche as squirrels, shitting out edible plant seeds over an almost 2km range.
Wom
Cricket bat, although golf bats are also good for home defence.
Any one without rabies.
The one that spreaded COVID
The Honduran white bat. They look adorable and make themselves little tents to sleep in. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduran_white_bat
Man
Specifically, Adam West
Do you mean man bat or bat man?
Batmanbat
That’s racist against bats.