No pet ashes, but I do have treasured memories of long-gone much-loved pets.
Slight variations (dog’s collar, I support my kids weird collections), but based on this list, I’d say I’m a successful 40-something.
Out of curiosity what weird things do your kids collect?
I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.
scary jack-in-the-boxes
You and your kids are cool.
He’s 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. 😉
I do my best to walk that line, as well!
I’d fuck with a scary jack in the box collection that sounds neat as hell
No such thing as a weird kids collection.
Whatever a kid is excited about is fuckin awesome man!
edit: as long as something isn’t being unalived to add to the collection obvs
No such thing as a weird kids collection
That’s right. I made mine weird by keeping it into my adulthood. I regret nothing, except for a different weird collection that I believed I had grown out of.
You mean killed?
Yes?
I only have the first item.
Gotta get on it!
41 and I have the weird collection (pro wrestling memorabilia from before 1980. Toronto specific preferred) But I don’t have the friends or pet ashes, I have jars full of my live parrots feathers, which I guess is another weird collection.
No friends but I have multiple weird collections to make up for it
Shit
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- 15000+ kms
- Yes but undiagnosed
- two but one’s not mine
- shards of flint
You collect “shards of flint”? Are you a geologist or something?
Amateur flint knapper.
Over achiever
I’m sure you will be surprised to learn after reading that picture of success that I am barely even an achiever.
2 out of 4 ain’t bad, but there’s still a little time left for me.
Do I win something for achieving it all a few years early?
You do, but it’s just another item for your weird collection, that you ontain for yourself, to celebrate.
Source: I bought myself another item for my weird collection, to celebrate this milestone.
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- several friends 8000 km away, check!
- several, check!
- no ashes, but buried in a special creepy place in the backyard. We used to keep my mom’s ashes around until we buried her. Technically I could get her ashes back back. Check!
- several: mineral samples from places I’ve hiked, books, stamps, old hard disks, DVD and VHS movies, CDs…
I feel accomplished. Thanks people!
I have a pet buried in the back yard, does that count?
No, because you have to take your Lil buddy to the vet to get euthanized before you get ashes. Part of the fun trauma of this age is having to be old enough to make that decision. That today is fluffy’s last day on earth. Then you get to be guilted by the vet into buying some sort of memorial package in a moment of weakness.
Having your pal turn up toes at home is what gets you a backyard burial. Not awful enough, sorry friend.
Nope we did that. Vet just came to the house.
And yes that was the absolute hardest thing I’ve ever done. We scheduled it on a Friday and had to wait an entire weekend for it to happen on Monday. I am a 54 year old man and I cried like a little baby the whole weekend.
And they did indeed have a brochure of things to memorialize your pet. This was pretty recent so the brochure is actually still on the mantle.
So I’m thinking it does count 😏
Oh, you can have them cremated even if they died peacefully at home, either through a vet or by dealing directly with a pet crematorium. And you can take the body home to bury in the yard even if you’ve put them to sleep.
If you have a collection of pets ashes, does that count for both? Also, did they have to be my pets?
A weird collection of chronic mental illness, am I right?
Haha ! Ah ! Fuck 😑
I turned 38 today exactly, I checked al the boxes already, I’m prepared.
I had a friend like you. He was screaming (figuratively) about kids on his lawn in his twenties. You old fuck. Cheers.
Happy birthday! Well done on the preparation.
Thanks, to be sure I have multiple weird collections.
Happy birthday!
Cheers mate :)
Congratulations and keep wiggling!
I’ve got a few years before 40, and I’m 4/4! Finally, I’m ahead of the curve for once
Tell me about your collection
It’s instruments… I can play a little bit of all of them, but none of them very well lol. I just like playing with them
An acoustic guitar, an electric guitar (I had 2 electrics, but gave my dad one with a small amp), 2 soprano ukulele’s (in case a friend wants to join), a piano keyboard, electric drum kit, harmonicas, a violin (I got it for my wife, but we both like to mess with it) and… I think that’s it. I kinda want a bass guitar one day too, just because it looks like fun
Also a small collection of cacti, and a small collection of amateur radio equipment (as well as other electronics that I like to mess with)