“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Maybe overthrow that fascist government of yours.

Pairs well with

Sometimes paleontology isn’t the best career, but it’s a solid number 2.

1. US attacks Canada.
2. ???
3. US attacks itself in confusion

What about a pair of booby’s?

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-robert-maxwell-how-ghislaine-274165028/

Not quite what you want but Flohmarkt (flea market in German) is federated. https://codeberg.org/flohmarkt/flohmarkt

Have you ever told an engineer not to build something overdesigned and fun to do?

It’s felt like a decade every year since the before times.

Pretty sure lemmy a few months back.

Edit: went to search my upvotes, only a month back.

https://lemmy.ca/post/55566100

Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

Probably the original xkcd of this.

It is in jnu.

The latest slop ad has sloths and pandas. Don’t recall if it has penguins too but probably.

What can I say, I’m a candidate for [email protected]

Jnu enough to stoke an ancient flame war for my personal entertainment.

Who’s Jeff?

Is it foreign actors? It’s foreign actors isn’t it.

The thousandth time is Luke on the Death Star run and then somehow still stepping on a rake.