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screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 posts:
Would you press it?
will you push the button?
99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl
Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post: philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question
tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
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as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?
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She said with all too much confidence
A DAY!??!?!
Press it a thousand times and then transition back 🤷♂️
I’d press it a few times. In the end, I think I’d care way more about never working again for the rest of my life than being a guy.
Same. I’m about halfway done already. What’s another 40 being a bit different? I’d be lucky to have such a varied perspective on life.
It would at least make the last half more interesting because there’d be more learning, unless the button takes away ADHD the dopamine alone makes it worth pressing
I have a question though:
If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash
Wait, we can push it more than twice. I’m smashing on that button until it breaks.
I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn’t work out.
Well, but transitioning back probably wouldn’t give you a functional penis. Idk how the whole schbang works, but I doubt it’s erectile and excitable
oh a clit after t does get erect and is excitable, but it rarely gets big enough to allow for penetration
I’ll manage. I old enough that sex isn’t top of mind. It would be no different that having prostate cancer whose treatment lead to the same outcome, minus the millions.
Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button
Cause then it wouldn’t be interesting for girls
Girls become girl² when they hit the button
For girls it’s just free money
I assumed the button was supposed to be single use.
Well, in that case, I’d like better odds. What am I supposed to do with a million dollars?
I guess I’d press it anyways. 1% is better than nothing.
A million bucks is a lot of money to transition with! Instant transition or luxury transition, win/win 👍
Get a million or be 17 again? Sounds like win-win!
I didn’t even think about this, for trans men this button is a Time Machine
I’d hit it. A mil could solve most of my problems. Becoming a girl would just be one more.
My gf is bi so it’s not like it would matter
I’d press it as long as I get to keep my parts down there. I’m way more attached to my anatomy than my gender.
This is the definition of a win-win scenario.
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I mean if you mentally become a female as well as physically then it is basically just a new life (would be super weird for your relatives or significant other though!).
Girl? Girl implies youth. So, get a million dollars or be young again?
I’m keeping this button locked up until retirement, then
Mad strats
If you are already a cis woman, does this just reroll your stats?
I’m wondering how literal “girl” is. Like, would I go back to being a little girl? Absolutely not. But would I go back to being like 20? Maybe! There’s some shit I’d like to do differently.
However, I’d wayyyy rather have the cash.
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boykisser as profile pic
completely cis dude
I like to imagine the profile pic changed immediately after the transition was complete, and at the time of the “completely cis” post it was something manly, like… I don’t know, hotwheels?
She could have changed her profile pic after that comment.
I’m a straight dude and would press the button in a heartbeat because I don’t see either of those options as problematic (as the meme usually suggests).
Are you sure you wouldn’t have a problem becoming a girl?
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I mean…