oh noes… 🥺
What’s a long neck?
It’s the instrument they use to check for polyps
Stay away from my lucky polyps
Yep Yep Yep!
Yeah I got sad as soon as I wrote it.
The land before time for a colonoscopy.
I got the VHS from Pizza Hut
I had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog’s mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.
I never thought about 90’s rap like that
You forgot about DRE
I’ll never forget DRE now
Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?
Damn that tree star looks delicious
If you know about the Tree-star, it’s time to have a doctor check out your B-star.
Already?
Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they’re extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.
Had my first on Monday.
The procedure itself is fine (had mine with sedation, so didn’t even notice). But that bowel prep… That stuff is nothing short of traumatising.
Land before time was an absolute banger growing up too.
I am not that old, and I remeber watching that movie as a kid :3
Yes, but did you watch it when it was new? Or (in my case) when the VHS was new?
I dont think so, but it also wasnt too old when I first watched it.
You’re a decade too soon but thank you
It’s too late for me. I recognise the image but can’t remember any context about it. Guess dementia ain’t that far
Grandpa, you just killed 4 people while you made this comment. Keep your eyes on the road!
