I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Donald Glover
I don’t know much about him, but he’s always seemed super cool. I’m down with a cool pope.
He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
I’d vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon “improved” Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
Elon can’t be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US… What’s he gonna do with it, harbor predators?
Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.
Vermin Supreme.
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Do you think that is why JD Nonce was in the Vatican? To force the Pope into announcing Trump as his successor?
I heard he was there to kill him. Hence his death shortly after.
All the pope had to do to live was say thank you, but he didn’t.
Joe Biden
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The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
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“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Adam Savage
Lucien Greaves
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
