3 coins is more than 2, so it’s for men.
Cause they earn more.No, it’s for women because pink tax.
Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.
PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS
MWHAHAHAHHA
This made me laugh so hard I reverse aged six weeks
I read your username, thats a fucking funny username.
Glad you enjoyed my shitposting :P
Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.
Wait until they learn about the urethra… And nostrils… And ears… And the millions of pores on our skin…
Wait til you hear that eye of newt is just mustard seeds.
would have made a lot more sense to have XX and XY. now I’m assuming one restroom is for people with down syndrome.
Plenty of exceptions make that difficult for some people
o hey thas me 🙋♀️
This is like choosing a door on squid games
He doesn’t know how ro use the three rings.
I had to scroll down this far?.. What is this nation coming to?
Mellow greetings
Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.
JD? dat u?
shit, how did i add lemmy on signal???
I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.
And the chicks with 3 boobs
I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it’s not a super active place like a mall or an airport.
i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic
I accidentally walked into a woman’s bathroom. Immediately was hit by the blood smell. Confused, I did my business and washed my hands.
Then a woman walked in and I realized where I was.
I’ve wandered in the wrong room a time or two, but blood smell?! I can’t even smell that when I’m down on the muffin. (Not that I do that, but near misses have happened.)
No idea what you’re alluding to but that other one was probably just the room us enbies hide the corpses of those trying to impose gender norm (yes we sort them by gender but the men’s room probably smells just as bloody)
When I was in high school I walked into the girls restroom. I was a total idiot. I was like, “oh wow, they took out the urinals and painted the walls. Gee, that was fast.”
As I was pissing it occurred to me, “oh no. What if this is the girl’s room.”
As I walked out a girl was walking in and called me a pervert.
that happened to me once. I accidentally went into the women’s change room (there was no one in there). I SWEAR I read male change room, but upon closer inspection when i left, it did indeed say “women’s change room”. I was wondering in much the same way you were why there were no urinals.
i used to nearly do that at planet fitness all the time it was embarassing how often i turn to go in then realise its the wrong room. never actually went in but still
Only real confrontation I had was a “wrong bathroom” and I mumbled back “mens is full” went into a stall and did my business. Past that I’ve never been bothered. Maybe a few dirty looks. Idk.
IMO:
They’re gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.
This is the obvious answer to me. And door “one” just isn’t pictured.
Also of interest, door 3 has no handle, but maybe an occupied medallion.
the close faucet is casting two shadows, while the far sink is casting one.
The 3 is well to the right fo the door while the 2 is mostly centered.
While not conclusive, these are red flags for AI.
One google image search later…
2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.
You don’t do a #3, a #3 is when your kid does a massive high pressure shit, it squirts up out the back of the nappy and into their clothes. Just hope it doesn’t happen indoors, or in the car or really anywhere.
Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play
Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don’t think my plumbing works that way.
Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone’s vegetable crisper and I don’t recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible.
It’s technically possible for everyone, barring some specific quirk or injury, but men generally find it easier to only shit. I looked it up a while ago and the research was American, so I do wonder if it’s because American men tend to pee standing up and they therefore have a bigger mental barrier between #1 and #2.
I’d like to see the study repeated with men who sit to pee or women who stand (it’s possible and not inherently more difficult than for men, but clothing and culture make it a lot less common than the other way around), because I suspect that the mental barrier is the key here.
I suspect there’s a difference because of other culture-related urination urges. I grew up doing a lot of swimming in lakes, and I was never really discouraged from peeing in the lake, as long as I wasn’t right next to someone (probably pretty gross for some people, but I honestly can’t bring myself to find it very gross). That’s my main experience with rapid, immersive temperature changes, and I still feel an almost overwhelming urge to pee when getting into or out of the shower or any body of water. I can pee immediately before getting into the shower, but that doesn’t make a difference. Infants have the temperature response too, which is why you need to be careful changing a diaper in the cold, lest you get peed on. It can be trained out of you though: a friend of mine grew up swimming competitively and had a lot of experience jumping into and out of pools, where she was discouraged from peeing (thankfully). She no longer feels any temperature related urge to pee that she notices.
Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting.
That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol.
1+2=3
There’s no place for a number 1. If you’re not going to shit, then you’re not allowed to pee either.
The place for number 1 is to the right.
No no no, you just piss in the sink instead
Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
That’s a piss and a shit and a wank in a treeclassic
a man of culture
That’s the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.
#3 is puke.
I was going off of the video by the “Northern Boys” EisFrei posted.
no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood.
Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious.
Binary and trinary
It’s a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you’re naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don’t want to go into either then you’re either nonbinary or agender
So this is basically the equivalent of the sorting hat from Harry Potter.
Is this the ritual I heard in old sagas called “Gender Reveal”
What if one is taken but you really need to go?
Guess I’m whatever three circles is!
That’s what the sink you can see outside the door is for
On first visit, I’d secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??
Number of holes beneath the waist.
One. One is the answer, so we’re all fucked. Unless you’re including cavities. (Isn’t topography fun?)
What is the strict topological definition of a hole?
Google says: A hole in a mathematical object is a topological structure which prevents the object from being continuously shrunk to a point
Which is as clear as dirt. My understanding of it is to take every point on an object and make it as minimally convex when compared to its neighbors (ie, try to make a sphere) and the holes are the spaces inside of the object where the object isn’t (fuck that’s also unclear). Like a mug is topologically the same as a donut.
Anyways, both the urethra and vagina are just concave spaces (divots) whereas the anus is a hole that connects to the face holes (mouth, nostrils, tear ducts). Assuming you define a hole as anything greater than 60 microns. Any smaller than that and the human body is basically Swiss cheese.
Ok so the pilodonal sinus count too? Cause then they need to increase the amount of circles lol
TIHI. New fear unlocked.
