Do people believe this is real?
No? I think the other question is what the community is for? I think it’s appropriate based off the community description, although I don’t remember the last time I have seen a post that wasn’t obviously satire.
I want to assume it’s sarcasm, but honestly I’m not sure.
They’re a parody account
Reminds of a twitter account called the goldman scachs elevator gossip.
Ragebait.
Medium brain aneurysm?
no it’s the basketball
They’re less funny to me when they’re intentional/satire.
Indeed, for me, it was the astrophysics PhD. Reading it hurt me physically, besides killing his joke at the spot.
Twice when I’ve been out drinking have an older female sat alone all night, close to and staring at our group, then the first thing they say is “I’ll let you know I actually have 3 PhDs and 2 doctorates, and I gotta say (some random bullshit)”. Like “I don’t think that joke you told two hours ago was funny”. We just knew they would say some weird shit as soon as we saw them, the whole “I’m super smart” thing was just so much worse than expected.
Wow, haha.
I’ve never met anyone with an MBA who wasn’t a moron.
Maybe the non-morons don’t make a point of telling you they have an MBA.
Kind of like how the worst people in tech brag about their certifications
Yep. I know a few people who got their workplace to pay for it. It was an incredibly easy way for them to pad their resume and ensure higher pay ranges at stupid workplaces that gated stuff like that.
Only came up when we were talking about schooling (I was still finishing mine).
Everyone that made a big deal of it though, complete morons.
stupid workplaces that gated stuff like that
May not be working at Lowe’s much longer, but they make a point that a piece of paper isn’t a big deal. I think it’s the CFO that doesn’t have a degree?
Anyway, CEO is proud to say that a diploma on the wall isn’t a free ride. Busted my ass there for 3-months, got a promotion in the bag tomorrow. OTOH, just got a surprise interview for a tech job that pays 3x more. 🤷🏻♂️ Win either way!
Congrats!
You should meet my brother then. He has an MBA and CPA and runs an accounting firm. He’s pretty chill and treats his workers extremely well, while taking most of the lame work for himself.
“He must not have gone to a good school for his MBA then” - people with MBAs, probably
Lol. It’s one of the better ones.
Yeah, usually, what’s perceived as intelligent by most is some of the theoretical reasoning, critical thinking, creative problem solving, and analytic-logical thinking that you learn and practice in higher education. But somehow, those with business degrees never have any of those qualities. I do wonder what they’re being taught instead.
I do wonder what they’re being taught instead.
Line go up.
I love this guys posts.
Peak lunatic satire
Thank goodness, I was hoping this was satire.
It hit me when he said 5 of my friends with MBAs, and there’s only 3 of them.
Oh yeah, Ken fools a lot of people. He’s maybe even inspired the actual lunatics, wouldn’t be shocked.
So good.
That said, who is he trying to impress?
Obviously not the people with PhDs.
Can comedy not exist on its own? The meta-irony of a dude making fun of the “our existence is only for generating shareholder value” is pretty funny in the context of “yeah but who’s he generating value for?” question
Truly the Ken M of LinkedIn
He is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.
Oh fuck how could i forget the legend Ken M? Thanks haha imma go look him up again
3 friends is actually impressive, considering
No shortage of stupid on this planet
Wait, this is real? I thought this was a joke at first…
This guy is a LinkedIn comedian.
People that actually think this was probably do have binders full of “elite-level females”.
OMG, I had forgotten about the “binders full of” comment. Good ol’ Mitt.
That used to disqualify a political candidate. Not holding a country’s congressionally-approved support funds hostage for political reasons, rape (literally clarified as such by a judge in open court), taking part in a violent failed coup, participating in a fake elector scheme to steal an election, using campaign funds to illegally pay off a pornstar he banged while his wife was home with his newborn, violations of the emoluments clause, asking a governor to “find him more votes” to overturn an open and fair election, repeatedly walking in on teen contestant dressing rooms while they were changing, illegally seizing classified documents, storing them unsecured and refusing to give them back, credibly being accused of being a Russian asset, hating peaceful protestors at a church for a photo op, lying with every breath, etc…
This guy spent the whole date creticing the restaurant we were in. Not once did he mention that satern was visible, or that the JWSt is scanning the Orion cluster looking for new young planets. Brought up the moon and he mentioned mineing rights and opertinitys to Frack the moon. Only thing he was exited about space was Elon and his polluting starlink WiFi adapters that have destroyed the night sky.
Dude, you gotta fix your autocorrect, or at least set it up.
lol i specifically turn off my auto correct
at least you can tell it’s not ai slop
New Voight Kampff strategy, feigned illiteracy
You’re giving them a new tool to trick us!
Why? In my experience, it corrects more often than it fucks up, so if you stopped using it because you don’t like the one mistake it makes every 100 words or so, you should probably reevaluate your decision.
And if your keyboard app is making more mistakes than it corrects, you might want to consider trying a different keyboard app.
It’s a much bigger problem when you speak multiple languages and leave them all enabled in the keyboard. When writing a simple comment like this, I fuck up the typing of one out of every 5-10 words on average and auto correct fixes them for me. In some other contexts like replying to a work message, it is auto correct who fucks up that often.
Personally I avoid using autocorrect for the same reason I avoid using a calculator for mundane calculations. I ascribe to the belief that your brain works in the same way a muscle does; that is, if you don’t use it… you lose it.
In many instances, autocorrect can be a god send (someone with dyslexia no doubt finds it invaluable for example), but for the layperson, my opinion is that it’s just another tool that promotes laziness, and a lack of thought around grammar/spelling etc.
I’m not suggesting my way is the correct approach, but rather offering an alternative viewpoint as to why some people disable assistance tools such as autocorrect.
Autocorrupt
It’s kind of adorably misspelled in a way you don’t see too often anymore. I hope they don’t edit the post
New MBA drop: a bootcamp to deal with the twelve types of MBA nerds!
NPCs with their programming are insipid as fuck. Imagine being around idiots like this that never self actualised in their lives.
This guy is a satire poster mocking the type of posts you see on LinkedIn all the time loudly bragging about being sociopaths and workaholics.
Another good satire account to follow on Linkedin is Conksat. Their brave interns risk everything for their cutting edge aerospace solutions, like tactical cessna’s and extension cord powered satellites
Tactical Cessna is closer to reality than you think, when you look at some of the cheaper UAVs out there.
