Needs a jettle
A jeans kettle? Is that practical?
Now you’ve done it! You made me laugh uncontrollably! Pfff.
Should have ended with tossing the tea and filling the cup with whiskey.
What kind of blasphemy is this?
You drink half the cup, then proceed to top it up with whisky. Repeat once it’s half empty again, until you’re asleep or out of whisky. It’s a homeopathic recipe.
WTF is this string squeeze technique?!
Squidge the bag against the side of the cup with the spoon.
What now? Why is anyone squeezing a tea bag? Is this some sort of catholic, I deserve to be miserable kind of thing? Why ruin your tea with fines and bitter tannins?
I’m too lazy to remove the teabag, what now Brits
It’s disturbing to hear, but at least laziness is an ethos I can get behind.
But the ultimate question is, will this be a case where the username checks out?
££££££££££££££££££££££££££ As long as you’re drinking it black (no milk), when you’re finished, you can just pour on more hot water, and get a free drink. Your free drink will be slightly weaker than the previous one. You can then repeat this until all flavour is gone. ££££££££££££££££££££££££££
I like it because it reduces bin juice.
Maybe I enjoy the misery.
But I like the tannins!
Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!
Loose leaf for the win!
Could be worse. The bag could have tore, filling your cup withbtea debris
Teabris
Then finally enjoy your microplastic drink!
Ffs why is so much packaging like this? Does anyone actually USE it before it’s mass produced?
Yo, they put each teabag in plastic in the US or what? It’s always paper where I live. You guys are crazy.
I usually see them in paper here in the US, too. But I would imagine it depends on brand. I’m a cheapskate so I usually just get Bigelow or Lipton.
It’s a British (registered there) brand of tea, produced in Ukraine and Russia, and mainly distributed in Europe (I personally have seen it in several EU countries). And yeah, this type of tea is always packed like this. At least they stopped using metal clips for teabags lately, from what I’ve seen.
It’s super common around the world. My friend group is starting to focus on loose leaf tea for that exact reason.
The power outlets in the first frame look European, but yeah, you can even just dump the teabags into a cardboard box without a wrapper and it’s perfectly fine. I would love to know why manufacturers are hellbent on adding useless packaging material.
The power outlets in the first frame look European
German Schucko?
Yeah, that’s my guess, although it’s not just popular in Germany:
cup of tea
There’s your problem right there, bucko. In the words of the last great American… pigeon sweat.
Infomercial VO: “Has THIS ever happened to YOU?”
I’ve definitely destroyed the box of many a thing trying to open them with the pre-made perforations. Kraft mac and cheese is, by far, the worst offender.
This is like ASMR for masochists
Why do some teas come in individual packets like that?
Ease of use, apparently
But it’s an extra step. When you buy a regular box of tea, all the tea bags are just in the box, not individually wrapped.
That “apparently” is the key here
Everything in this video is ‘fixable’ : hold the damn tab while pouring water, install the bin liner properly, cellophane is not that difficult, etc.
But the thing that triggers me like nothing else is the semi-perforated ‘easy opening’ half-circle of that carton box. Those fail without fail and I am convinced it is constructed by satan himself, just to mess with your mind and propel your anger to new heights. Same as with those easy to tear strips, they never rip in one go and always fail at about 5% of the tear-action. May the gods of retribution take extra notice and effort to espouse their vindictive cruel ways upon these so called ‘designers’ who invent them. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person. And may their arms be to short too scratch.
My wife and I have been joking about the perforation machine conspiracy for a couple of years now
Tell me you’re not British without telling me you’re not British
Do the British not drink tea in bags?
Yeah, but not annoying individually wrapped bags like this.
