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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

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Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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