Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

East? I thought you said weast.

That’s my body! I don’t know you!

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

Did AI make this?

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

How do you feel about your team’s execution?

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Joe Exotic?

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I need tungsten to live!

Sex! What’s so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.