She can’t move in ANY direction. For all her power and all the fearsome stories about her, she is limited to only 2 dimensions… She hasn’t even the concept of an UP. That is her greatest weakness.
She cannot L
Lookup en passant
Holy hell
Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen
I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.
That’s a pretty blessed life
I think it’s fine to not know Western Chess, I wouldn’t get a Janggi joke in the wild
God save the queen
The fascist regime!
We love our Queeeenthat’s how you get zombies
With their tanks and their bombs
and their guns
in your head
All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
… and my axe!
Axeidents can happen
Holy hell
The only direction she looks nice in is 6 feet deep. Fuck this birch the Majesty.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of Margaret Thatcher? I mean ones and old white fascist lady and the other… wait-
Well Thatcher’s family didn’t profit off slavery and colonialism. At least directly…
In any case it’s Neo-Liberals, all the way down. *shudders
So, you’re in favour after Thatcher then? Because you make it sound like a direct competition.
I mean it’s a competition like finding which turd has the most worms in it. Either way you’re studying a piece of shit
Or you really like studying worms. But that would be whataboutism wouldn’t it?
Ok I have no clue what you’re arguing for or against.
I’m arguing for pissing on both of their graves and having a fun time doing it.
She can’t move in any direction, because this is a photo.
Also, she’s dead.
She can’t be.
The bishop is safe… for now.
And now, forever
Until a new pawn is born.
Hmm. New version of chess?
