Depends how important the job is to you, eh.

There’s a variant of mint known as pineapple mint. See if you can get your hands on a bit.

I’ve tried it, and it’s quite good and heavily customisable, but a pain in the arse if you want to use more than one language. I think their Dutch version doesn’t even work if I recall correctly.

I don’t know if I’m being naïve but I find 24,000 to 16,000 a bit closer than expected!

Ah, but this was posted on the 7th of April?

Even after covid?

He’s a big sandwich person insofar as he’s stuffed.

• It flips;
• it phones.

Is this not commonly known? I used this expression just yesterday.

The sources are anyone who’s paying any fucking attention.

I’d shit in my hands and clap before I’d work in another call centre. I remember one of the managers saying I go the toilet too much, so I told I’d just piss on the desk next time, and it just breezed over him like bullets over the Terminator.

I feel this’d make many people begin to associate the sight of their families with the stress of being bollocked for something that isn’t their fault!

Hitler? Hardly know her!

The Alan Partridge autobiography’s voiced by Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge but I suppose you’d only like it if you’d seen enough Alan Partridge.

I mix peanut butter with oatmilk and appel syrup and I eat it all up like a dog with two dicks.

I think gherkins from cold, dead hands might be considered a delicacy somewhere.

Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.

Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

I went to visit my mum and dad last year and I found a globe in my sister’s old bedroom from our childhood. It was interesting seeing the handful of countries on there that have since changed.

May I ask what Google Drive has that other free cloud storage things don’t? As in what makes it work great?