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Firstly, this is fantastic. Did you write it?

Secondly, it’s like the hidden, secret love child of Douglas Adams and Iain Banks’ culture series, that spent weekends with a coked out Terry Pratchett, and it’s one of the best things I’ve ever read

The human raised his implement once more towards the machinery, ready to do God knows what. As it turns out, God didn’t know what and was in-fact watching with extreme fascination.

I love this, this is my favorite line. Very Pratchett-esque.

Kill me.

Nope. The world is more entertaining with you still in it.