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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

It might be a permanent fixture now

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • fayoh@sopuli.xyz
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    7 months ago

    Did a door materialize during the move only to later disappear? Might need to consult a holistic detective agency for this one.

    https://dirkgently.fandom.com/wiki/Sofa_on_the_staircase

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      7 months ago

      I think we’re seeing both sides of the problem.

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      The problem with a website full of nerds is that someone will beat you to even more obscure references haha

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        7 months ago

        I love that aspect of lemmy.

        The ACKSHUALLY snipers, not so much.

  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    It is now a load bearing sofa.

  • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    7 months ago

    That dog is 100% shaming them for their failure.

  • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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    Are the idiots protecting dog’s identities now? I saw recently a photo from someone’s dinner. Everyone had black square instead of a face. Why to take the photo then?

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    There’s a VP that could give it a good tumble, if you don’t mind it getting stained.

  • ReCursing@lemmings.world
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    7 months ago

    axe

  • rugburn@lemmynsfw.com
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    7 months ago

    Portal gun

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    I got that glitch once. You definitely need a professional or the couch might and up in a wall.

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    When my sister bought a couch, it wouldn’t fit and so the building super “helped” her by ripping half of it to pieces in order to get it into her apartment. Then she made me put it all back together, which was rather challenging. At least the upholstery was still in one piece.

    I’ll have my revenge years from now when my sister wants to get rid of the couch. She’ll try to break it up again and she’ll realize that I put it together using heavy-duty screws rather than the little nails that the factory had used. That thing is not coming apart again.

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      Screws are better for removal/replacement than nails, unless they’re stripped. And she’s gonna be doing it in the apartment where she can see what she’s doing. She should thank you

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        So strip the heads next time? No problem. Pretty sure he can handle that

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    Do you have access to a command terminal?

    Deactivate gravity, then object clipping, reposition the couch, then enable clipping and finally set gravity back on.

    You must do this in the correct order or else you and that couch are falling through the floor.

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    7 months ago

    Sawzall

    • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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      Yeah that’s how we solved this problem last time I had it.

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        oooh, I’d say bolt cutters too for the springs

        the springs were a bit of a pain with the sawzall, so when my brother needed to get rid of his couch, I picked up some bolt cutters and it went through them ezpz. They didn’t have that much tension on them

        • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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          The first couch I had to do this too maybe didn’t have springs…. The second was being removed from my house because my kid jumping on the couch had snapped all the springs in half so that wasn’t an issue to begin with.

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    7 months ago

    instructions unclear. step bro stuck in the sofa now.

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    Better get the big tub of petroleum jelly.

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      For the wife?

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m glad they covered the doggo’s face otherwise the baby would be doxxed

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      Is it a doxxhund? I can’t tell

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    Time to move

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