I like how he said “…Final warning”. Like what are you gonna do? Post more complaints on facebook? Leave a bad review?
Honestly if I saw that post I’d probably leave like 3 on his car next time just because.
I’d be dumbfounded if that’s not a joke account.
I used to carry “business cards” to place on cars that take more than one parking space.
They looked very much like that, but read:
"I hope you don’t fuck like you park, you’ll never get it in.
Assholes like you should ride the bus!"
Protip: Stick the cards on the passenger side rear-view mirror.
That way the driver won’t notice them at first until they want to start driving, and then they have to get out of the car and walk around it to take it off.Bold of you to assume that people who park across multiple stalls use their mirrors
I got one of these once and I thought it was hilarious because I drove a tiny Toyota Corolla at the time and I was parked in my normal work spot. I think it was from a douche who was parked in front of me, ironically in a giant pickup truck. I worked next to a PetsMart so I’m thinking they weren’t able load something into the back of their truck since they were backed into the spot. I kept that card for years and finally got rid of it when I got a new car. Ahh memories 😆
Using “please” and “final warning” is kinda the same as having “back-the-blue” and “punisher” bumper stickers on the same car.
You’re ignorant, we get it.
The correct response is “oooooh, whatcha gonna do?”
What kind of person makes their car brand their social media display name?
A fucking looser with no personality or opinions of their own
*loser
Haha, got me there
A fictional one. The hand holding the business card is edited into this picture.
Final warning or what?
He’ll park his truck in front of the towing company and wait for it to blow up on its own.
Sorry to tell em, it’s a dumpster not a car…
One found in the UK - and seized because they’re illegal here.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/police-seize-tesla-cybertruck-manchester-elon-musk-illeagal/
Oh wow. Didn’t know that. That’s hilarious.
Paint the number on the door with nail polish next time
These things won’t be on the road by the end of this year. They’ll either fall apart, get wrecked by the people that own them, lit on fire for the insurance money, or completely recalled.
Final warning?.. before a strongly worded letter?
The implication is that he will shoot whoever is doing this
ANOTHER TWEET!!!
Start @ing them with the card on Twitter. Apologies for any user named Ing who just got pinged.
3 strongly worded letters and you get a official reprimanded. 3 reprimandeds and you get a written warning. And you don’t even want to know what happens when you get 3 of those, a public denouncing of your actions.
You get SLAMMED
Ohhh yes pls daddy 🤩
Uh, i mean
The sticky note on the window simply read: “Stupid”
I need to get these cards
That’s a really bad photoshop job right there. Look at the thumb outline. The lighting of the card doesn’t match the scene either. The light source is in the wrong place.
C- see me after class.
I can’t wait until winter is over and I can see how rusty the road salt makes these, up here in the cold and snowy parts of the country.
