Here you go buddy

Is this what you mean?

Oh most definitely 🦑👹

Hello friend! I’m ever so hungry and seem to have forgotten my wallet… I would gladly pay you on Tuesday for some stale bread crumbs today!

Sir?

Hello? Did you hear me sir?

Where are you going?

SIR? MAY I EXPECT THOSE BREADCRUMBS TO BE DELIVERED BY THIS AFTERNOON?

SIR?

Well… I’m sure he’ll be back soon…

She looks like Princess Amidala at a Thanksgiving party lol

There were other entrances to Narnia besides the wardrobe! The wardrobe was just in that one book! 🤓

It looks like a portal to Narnia lol

And give China access to my TEETH??? No thank you! 😤

Just check to see if your toothbrush is still wet

I think that’s the capacity for the bar, not the toilet

Well yeah, that’s ok if it’s so bad you’re feeling weak, but they really need to add a seatbelt for extreme cases where liftoff may be a concern…

Here you go buddy:

https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/all

Well that’s not very descriptive! “A moustache” could mean almost anything lol

I didn’t call anyone a pedophile, I just said he has a pedophile moustache. What would you call it?

I have one cup of coffee per day and maybe one soda if I need it later. If I have any more caffeine than that I feel like I’m going to jump out of my own skin

I used to rent this tiny little house from an elderly couple a little over a decade ago. It was their first house when they got married in the late 40s and they’d been renting it out since they moved to a bigger house in the 50s. In all that time the refrigerator has been replaced ONCE in like 1968 and that fridge still worked perfectly when I moved out lol

That pedophile moustache is not doing him any favors…

The look on his face screams “this makes me uncomfortable but I’m trying to be supportive”

Any of the Terry Pratchett audiobooks that were read by Nigel Planer! Most probably know him best as Neil from The Young Ones in the 80s but he’s been in a ton of things since then including a few of the live action Discworld tv specials! He really has a great talent for bringing the books to life usind the right amount of humor that series really needs!