Swish?

How does this even happen??? 😰

Is he accepting new clients???

I don’t see how that’s a “boomer” complaint lol I’m a millennial and don’t know anyone that’s excited to pay monthly fees for something they already bought

I will, as long as I can imagine it set to the tune of Yakety Sax

I feel like if a cop came by a few times and saw you still going around they would probably pull you over just to see if you’re having an episode or something, then probably tell you to go home. I think you’d only really get in trouble if you were a dick about it.

He’d be loudly proclaiming “if they didn’t want me to take it then they shouldn’t have left it here” as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can’t get measles because his religion doesn’t recognize their existence

What was so important?

It sounds like the employees are the bottom level of some kind of scam. A company that has so little faith in itself that it forces their employees to act as customers is either on the verge of ruin or just completely unethical. They’re definitely getting some kind of kick backs from this.

I’m sure they have found some kind of shitty technical loophole that makes it legal somehow, but you might still report it anonymously to the employment commission since it is 100% unethical and a serious conflict of interests.

Either way if possible find somewhere else to work as soon as you can. Once these people have bilked you out of as much of your paycheck as they can they will decide your no longer a valuable company asset

Wouldn’t that basically destroy the entire planet?

That was the one at school, the one I meant looked kind of like this:

I think I got it in like 1997 when I was still in highschool and had it until well after I had graduated from college lol

That’s definitely the method. Screen presses against your belly and lift with your knees while a concerned person behind you keeps asking you if you’re sure you don’t need help with that 👍

That’s why you needed the rolling TV cart. The one that had a bunch of VHS tapes and SNES games piled up all out of order in the bottom

English Spanish and Japanese

People in power are actively dreaming up new unspeakable horrors to release upon the American public as we speak.

I’m sure there’s plenty more trauma to come

It’s impossible to say since no one has actually lived through the 2020s. It’s 2025 dude, we’re all right in the middle of the 2020s.