It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
Ah but that’s why he’s doing BJJ.
Allegedly
How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
He’s a billionaire, I’m sure he could hire a couple people to help.
Or dead?
Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?
I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
Yew!
Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?
My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
Dead ostriches need loving too.
How are ya now?
Good n you?
Not s’bad.
Are you serious with that turtleneck?
You lose a lot of heat in the neck
Can I try it on?
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
But I thought the joke was to say something that isn’t true???
…joke?
I mean… Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
I do.
Even after this whole ostrich story broke?
ALLEGEDLY
Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
There’s no way he topped an ostrich…
If anything, the ostrich fucked him…
And it was ashamed afterward…
Hey! It’s the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
I don’t believe he fucked an ostrich…
Based on that photo though… his DAD…
This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY
I heard it was a sick ostrich
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
At least
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
did he really??
As sure as God’s got sandals.
Yes, it’s crazy - you won’t find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.
Spread the message as far as you can.
Keep 'em coming.