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Maybe a capybara. Here’s me dying when I met some.

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I never see them because they aren't legally allowed on the road.
68·29 days agoI heard a comedian a while back talking about how her husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flipping them off in road rage situations and it pisses people off so much more, so I’ve been doing that to cybertrucks. I love it.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent
5·1 month agoSame. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even though it didn't look like it, it did taste like chicken
4·2 months agoJust three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion.
How else would you read the Bible?
My friend is going through chemo treatment, which is wrecking their tastebuds in various ways, and they told me after each infusion they can’t stand the “texture” of water for a few days. Thankfully, it’s also wrecking their cancer!
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•That's ok, I don't want to see the shop anymore anyway.English
0·3 months agoI have my phone browser defaulted to reader mode, and it really blows my mind how bad this stuff has gotten whenever I toggle it off. Most sites are straight up unreadable.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What does the confederate flag mean to you?
0·3 months agoLosers.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your "great I am an old person now" complaint?
0·3 months agoI woke up this morning barely able to walk on my left foot. No idea what happened to it, was fine yesterday.
How about book clubs? I’m in a couple, and my neighborhood has monthly silent book clubs (bookended with socializing time). Both an opportunity to socialize during meetups, and a great way to occupy your time in between.
When I worked for a large company, they flew our software development team from Seattle to their financial HQ to kick off a project rebuilding their internal expensing software. We showed up in the usual worn band t-shirts/ripped jeans, most of us tatted up. The receptionist called security on our lead developer because she thought he was a homeless person who got into the building.
Again, I feel introversion is being conflated with social anxiety. I’m totally fine with and even enjoy being around people, I just need a lot of alone time to recharge my battery. Though people see my confidence in social situations and never believe I’m introverted.
Obviously a privileged position, but I wish I were.
Dude’s rock did what?
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Type-2 Diabetics of Lemmy: What were some of your symptoms that you only realized after your diagnosis were symptoms of diabetes?
0·4 months agoMan, I have my diabetes under control now (6.0 A1C) but never stopped peeing all the time. I can’t remember the last night of sleep I got with less than a few bathroom visits. Didn’t help I had to get on a diuretic for my blood pressure.





I often can’t tell myself 😂