Like this:

But replace “Hawaii” with your location.

🙃

  • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Meh, I’m in Scotland and the nearest even vaguely major city is 30 miles away, they could be setting off tsar bombas and I’d be fine from the several km of solid rock from various winding hills between me and the blast, probably wouldn’t even feel much of a pressure wave. Probably just start filling every container I can find with clean water.

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      If they airbursted one of those on Edinburgh, people in Glasgow would get third degree burns.

      It’s not gonna happen, but your comment got me thinking so I checked. AN602 is an egregious fucker.

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        12 days ago

        So a quick check on this, For a 50 megaton airburst on that city 30 miles away (bit closer by the crow flies) I am within the third degree burn radius and the light blast damage radius, However some basic trig and an altitude map say I have no direct line of sight to the airburst assuming its detonated at an altitude of 1km, so I’m free and clear as far as third degree burns are concerned due to that being a product of the flash. As for light blast damage its likely somewhat lessened by the lack of line of sight and very bumpy intervening terrain, though my village is right along a major river and gives us a comparatively straight (by the standards of river valleys) run right to that city so window breaking is probably going to be pretty hit or miss depending on building orientation and local obstructions.

        There’s also about 250m of elevation between Glasgow and Edinburgh which is fairly significant considering they’re 50km apart, a rough eyeball on an elevation map suggests that they each get at least partial obscurity from a nuke dropped on the other.

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      Same but in France.

      I live in an old house in a mountainous, sparsely populated area totally devoid of strategic ressources (Auvergne).

      I’d probably go to my basement which is dug in the granite substrate and lined with stone walls at least half a meter thick.

      The other option would be to go to the bottom of the neighbouring valley (at least 200m deep) and would be shielded by the surrounding terrain.

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    I live near a strategic asset. I bend over and kiss my ass good bye because the good roads out of town just got super clogged.

    Maybe get the good bottle out and hope the ABM stuff actually works this decade.

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    • I would text my housemate my location and where I planned to shelter.
    • if i was at home I would go to the lowest floor in the middle of the house away from the windows. in my current place, I think I’d be in the ground-floor bathroom, so I’d also fill any available containers with tap water while I still could
    • I’d follow the news online as long as I could, switching to my radio if/when necessary
    • see web pages like this for more tips: https://www.ready.gov/ especially: http://www.ready.gov/sites/default/files/2021-11/are-you-ready-guide.pdf
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    I live in a shithole 100km from a NATO capital. I’m not expecting a direct or near hit, so the fallout is my main concern. I should have at least 20-30 minutes to get comfy.

    I’ve got potable water in jugs in the basement already. I’ll just grab a couple of mattresses, sleeping bags, camping stove, food, solar/crank radio and head down there. Also some duct tape to seal up the ventilation.

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    11 days ago

    Seek immediate shelter, probably. And wonder why someone would send a ballistic missile to New Hampshire.

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    My phone is usually dead, misplaced, or the volume is at 0%. So I would probably crack a beer and stand on the porch wondering why the neighbors are freaking out.

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      If your phone and early warning systems support cell broadcasting you will still get notified. Cell broadcast alarms are always at full volume, regardless of your settings.

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        I’ve done my best to disable all emergency alerts on my mobile device with the stock OS. Time will tell I suppose.

        Edit: ah balls, you’re right. Android says the ‘national alert’ category can’t be turned off.

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          Same boat, after I got a series of very loud “flash flood” alerts going late into the night. Every time the timeframe was extended there was another alert. I did not fancy being woken up at 2 am in my second floor bedroom to a alert telling me to stay off the roads.

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      You will likely still hear the cell broadcast. Alerts of this level make every phone give off a piercing sound and even if your phone is dead, you will hear it from your neighbours’ because it’s loud.

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    I would not believe that message, because real warnings would not be that specific around here, and they also would never add that funny phrase " this is not a drill"

    (Actual drills outside of the military are announced at least several days in advance, if they expect people to cooperate)

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    Oh! Oh! I have an answer for this. I remember around the time that The Day After aired, one of the local news stations ran a story simulating what would happen to my city were it hit by an ICBM. We lived on the far side of a hill, far enough away from downtown for it to be potentially survivable. I decided that if we got the warning, I’d grab my bike and light out for ground zero. Fuck surviving, I don’t wanna take the chance of being alive but horribly injured, and that aftermath shit just wasn’t worth it.

    Oh, so if you ever wonder why Gen X/Xennials are so fucked up, there ya go.

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    I’d probably be safe and sound, since I’m in a small town a bit away from Melbourne, so an air strike wouldn’t affect me unless they tzar bomba the shit out of Melbourne.

    • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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      Same here. My city’s buildings are not made with missile protection in mind. We don’t even have basements for tornado protection since tornados barely ever happen here. And if an earthquake strikes, you’re basically doomed to live in a tent for the next decade of your life assuming you survive.

      I hate Morocco so much.

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    The man sitting next to Ford was a bit sozzled by now. His eyes weaved their way up to Ford.
    'I thought,’ he said ‘that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.’
    ‘If you like, yes,’ said Ford. ‘That’s what they told us in the army,’ said the man, and his eyes began the long trek back towards his whisky. ‘Will that help?’ asked the barman. ‘No,’ said Ford and gave him a friendly smile.