Less than 48 hours to go before woman get to have sex with ROBOTS
Siiiiigh. unzip
Be patient.
Let us practice!
Amazing!! My time to shine (my chrome plating)
I’ve been told I pass as chrome, but I feel like taking advantage of that this coming week would be ethically indefensible.
How to Become Robot?
Simple, use r9k
As luck would have it I’m selling Become robot in 28 days beginners guide for £29.95 plus Postage and Packaging.
But how often do men have sex with robots? I didn’t even know we were competing…
I suppose vibrators are just a very minimalistic robot. Recon women are in the lead of this competition.
There is no competition, but a shitty tabloid’s gotta make money somehow
If you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.
By that definition, I would say they reached that milestone quite a while ago.
Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!
The robot looks so bored, I feel it bro. We’re just tools for some people.
Does that mean my girlfriend is a robot?
Throw her in a lake and see if she sinks. /$
I already know she’s a witch
has she ever harmed a human being, or let a human being become harmed due to inaction?
does she obey orders given by humans that do not lead to humans getting harmed?
does she protect her own existence, unless it would cause harm to human beings?
if you answered “yes” to all of the above, she seems to follows asimovs laws of robotics and thus might be a robot, if you answered “no” to any of the questions:
do you really think companies would put safety meassures into products unless there are forced to?!
Just test whether she can harm someone by finding someone who will anger her to such an extent that she will hit them, proving she is no robot.
A sibling can probably do it easily.
Also the 3 laws were specifically designed to have lots of loopholes, otherwise the stories wouldn’t exist
What about some ethereal law… like… what if you took the first law one more step… we could call it the zeroth law!
Well, she wouldn’t harm me, she takes orders from me :3, and she does protect her own existence.
The article is from 2016?
Of course. In 2016 2025 seemed so far away that you would never be held accountable for saying such a ridiculous thing
It’s the sun, they are a Murdoch tabloid famous for evading accountability for the shit they cause
One of the many reasons Liverpool is a great city is their unanimous rejection of the paper following the Hillsborough disaster. Reading the sun is a more serious crime than murder there.
That’s the story of 2016.
thats the joke . wav ;)
Well men stonk stank so any time by now.
googles “how to become a robot” furiously
I mean, if you count vibrators…
Are there “AI” vibrators already?
What’s the next scare? FFS, people, relax.
oils diodes nervously
this comment is going to live somewhere in my head for a while i can already tell
Yeah cool it totally lives in my head too, which is at the top of my normal human body where I keep my thoughts like normal human people do
Want some get some. I’m so tired from my 3 part time jobs I don’t even have the energy to take on a 4th one… giving blowjobs
Data, you are fully functional, aren’t you?
So after the 3…2…1… No more happy new year. It is fuckfest25. I m in plx
