That excludes most of us. For example I’m a pricing analyst. Doubt they’d even need me, let alone all the people working retail or customer service positions.

Yeah most of the auto mechanics probably voted for Trump, but a lot didn’t. We have a ton of people working in restaurants, driving for Lyft, etc.

Most people are fucked.

This is what so many don’t understand. Other countries don’t want us. Why would they?

I thought we called them communities, but honestly I like sub-lem better. Let’s switch if we haven’t already.

I’ve always been able to vote within 10 min or less. Must vary a lot by location.

Where there’s a cornucopia in the fruit of the loom logo.

Damn bro. Start with mosquitoes. Always start with mosquitoes.

Worst part about being on Lemmy is having to tell your parents you’re gay

That’s clearly just the hackers accessing your mainframe.

Name a solution that isn’t scientist militias. Ha! Impossible because now you’re just thinking about scientist militias.

Doesn’t work that way for me. I just look back at the day and realize I was less distracted than usual.

Reminds me of the podcast Thomas Smith and the Bible.

Going to get roasted for this, but Alexa devices. The video versions play Netflix, YouTube, Hulu etc and have much better sound than the standard little speaker orb version. They all sync together so you can stream music in each room that has one like having a whole house stereo system.

Being able to verbally add something to the grocery list at any time is a game changer. People aren’t taking advantage of that feature as much as they should IMO.

The weird shit in my head is not suitable for public utterance. I can give you engaging statements or appropriate statements, but one statement that is both requires far more effort.

Small talk with strangers, acquaintances, neighbors is draining even when I like those people. Those closest to me do not require appropriate statements, so with them it never feels like small talk.

Swapped neck blueprints with penis blueprints

YouTube recommended a video of this to me yesterday. The straps are anchored with cement. Seems like it buys him X additional mph of wind speed compared to his neighbors. We’ll see if the winds are in that “more than a regular roof can handle but less than the straps can hold” range.

I feel like it’s just the opposite.

Try designing something without instructions or a template. You’ll run into a thousand little issues you didn’t realize needed to be considered.

That’s true of software, sure. But it’s also true if you want to make a wooden dresser without plans or build an rc airplane from scratch.

In my experience, things are rarely as simple as they first seem.

Yeah the only kind of wallpaper I’ve encountered was old and did not peel away. You had to steam it, scrape it, burn it… I’m glad it’s easier to work with today.

Because lots of us live in the same city we grew up in. I never moved to a new city. Neither did my parents. Therefore we live relatively close to each other.

He only bangs white dudes… he promises.

Shout out to right wing nuts for rushing to Telegram early on - keeping me from ever using it.