Saves on the gravity bill though.
All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!
[Looks up Robert Smith’s mobile number…]
Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.
Missed opportunity to make the tree lights red.
But they are, aren’t they?
the tree should have been upside down
Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.
* Kate Bush music intensifies *
Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.
Who among us hasn’t eaten a kid
I ate an entire patch of kids once
How did they taste?
Honestly, a little sour
on the acidic side
Maybe a little tart?
Delicious
Reminds me of my childhood.
Aww baby maggotycumfart
When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.
Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.
Was it the Minecraft movie?
Hail Satan!
