E: Da Rules
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The teleportation can only be used to move you.
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Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.
So many bedrooms to choose from… Gotta figure out how I can identify which ones have the horniest occupants.
Why would you share this thought with the rest of us
OP asked.
Trying to understand this.
“Jack, I’m so horney. Have your way with me like one of your French girls” - Rose Flourishes her hair back in the draw me pose
“Yeah, baby cakes” - Jack Doffs clothes
Crack! Mango appears in the middle of the room. “Room for on…” - Mango
“Ahhhhhhh” - Jack/Rose
Mango instantly kills the mood and causes sheer panic. Gets no happy fun time and is stuck on the Titanic without his towel.
LMAO!!!
I’d have to aim for one of those dudes watching the sissy hypno telling them to suck the next dick they see.
Without a return trip, that’s pretty useless.
With one, this just becomes a normal “Where would you teleport to?” post 🤷
Teleport to Vatican the moment a mass happen right in front of the pope. Then claim to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Only one-way? Alright, well I’m gonna go walk Lairig Ghru, a hiking route that I like the look of that is too long for me to do there and back. I’ll walk out however far I want to go and then magically teleport back to the start
So the ISS would probably be the coolest place I could go to but first I’d open up a GPS app on my phone and also set the camera recording so that it could potentially gather interesting data about the teleportation.
One way, no return trip, but I can get back eventually? I guess I’d teleport to work tomorrow but right when I’m supposed to be there and just act like I’d been there the whole time to see if anyone was confused.
I’d look up and memorize winning lottery numbers, then teleport back two weeks ago. (4-d space!) And then I’d just buy a lotto ticket and chill until my past self becomes my current self, but with lottery money.
Work, so I don’t have to ride in the cold.
Cuba, for medical and/or dental care I can’t afford in the US
Can you afford to fly back?
Oh yeah, that’s the cheap part when compared to medical care
🥲
Just a FYI Cuba currently collapsing under the weight of 80 of sanctions. That have finally caught up with it.
Mexico or India ( best) would be your best bet
do i keep my momentum after i have teleported?
You might find yourself flying 1,670 km/h upwards into the sky
Are you sure I can’t save it in case I need to get out of the Backrooms some day?
Shit, I would use it to teleport into the backrooms. Finally some peace and quiet!
The US house of representatives, just to say “I bring a dire warning from the future”
(they don’t realize you mean Brazilian time zone)
One way or round trip? That makes a big difference…
Hell
Aren’t we already there?
telefrag.
Select target
Peter Thiel
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