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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoReal, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agosteak rare enough that it’s actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce. they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoHonestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoBut you’re already not being Jessica! You can’t not be two people at once!
minus-squaresozesoze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoSeasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow
Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.
Or cold hamberders
steak rare enough that it’s actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves
Sorry, what?
Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔
OH NO
I can be the anti-Trump?
OH YEAAAHHH
But you’re already not being Jessica! You can’t not be two people at once!
Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow
“Tomato reduction”