Plowing her garden
Assume I’ve been heavily drugged.
You mean more than usual?
Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
He’s the first boss in a fromsoft game.
Literally just admire it with my whole heart
If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it’s:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
Holy shit that is a Goomba. It’s just one of those images that the longer you look…
I dunno… it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
Lay off the drugs
so she’s homeless?
Try the mushrooms
stay
Bring some iron and don’t eat or drink anything you’re offered
Joint the fae in my new natural habitat
When she asks “Can I have your name?”, don’t give it to her.
Propose
Frolick whimsically to the edge of the enchanted forest
Smoke a spliff