Then you’d be sitting, and it would drop out of your lap when you stand up.

Why aren’t my bike lights working?

How was it unpleasant? You don’t have to answer. Im curious.

Eh, when your vision rapidly declines you don’t really care about the long term. I was born with the ability to see, which makes it a little worse. I also make visual art, so that’s not fun.

Nah, that’s what I expect. I have the chillest sober sitter in the world. I’m already going blind, so vision stuff doesn’t freak me out. (I have recurring uveitis) I hope that doesn’t happen, though.

Yeh, I just want to make a weak tea and slowly try it out. The seed pods sound horrible, but I’m probably going to make tea from the flowers.

I walk past this plant all the time and I’m super tempted. I did salvia so I feel like the effects shouldn’t freak me out. Rn I just kill them with gloves. We get also get Ricinus, that’s not as tempting.

To give an honest answer, it’s so fucking invasive I wouldn’t be surprised if actually managed to survive a trip across the Atlantic or the pacific.

The question is how? I don’t think we’ll know until we find the “vessel” that carried it.

I wish I could say the same for ducks, because they’re cute, and then you learn about break away cork screw penis and labyrinthian vaginal tracts.

Deviled eggs are make up section of the fridge.

:3

Capitalist propaganda, the Nazi party’s title, and the cold war. That’s to keep it short.

Labelist how dare you. Wait… please… look back!

My Yorkie really likes “krusty kraaaaaab, pizza, is the pizza for you and meeeee.”

I thought was a shrimp saying “heeeey” .

0%

Cashback

25/ 25 cancel each other. 50%.

Batman insignia-ass eyebrows

Dog, I know Taylor Swift is just one person. Someone definitely dog whistled on those SS bolts, though. This feels like coping for fans of fake blond, blue-eyed, white girls. Shout me down, swiftie.

I grew up in the south. I really did, but that’s dog whistle number one.

I would say, listen for “us vs them”. We don’t other, “others.”

I’d say look out for people who say “I’d” in real life because they can’t separate themselves from their own actions.

Edit: I’m fucking drunk. Don’t listen to me.