Someone needs to trim his eyebrows
Not it
Id love to do it.
Where did I leave my grinder?
Holy shit he looks decrepit
His tan can only go so far I guess
It doesn’t even go far enough to reach his ears most of the time. Just an orange smear ending after his cheeks.
Lol is that a real unedited image? He looks exactly like he should.
Narrator: he wasn’t.
His haggard splotchy face is looking more like Davros every day.
He looks like cancer. Probably because he is a cancer.
He’s just the tumor. The cancer is like a vast mycelium running throughout the country.
Apt.
Couldn’t he just eat shit already?
I’ve seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that
Please put trump in the title of the post so i can filter your garbage away
also for all the Elon posts please
“Is he ok?”
Geez, I hope not. I hope he feels as miserable as he makes others feel.
I hope he lives long enough to lose the election fair and square.
He can live forever, I’d be ok with that. Drooling and shitting himself, locked in his own rotting shell of a body.
I’m not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.
Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk’s interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then
In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere
Sept. 1, 2020
President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of “mini-strokes” — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.
[…]
No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.
About as convincing as a toddler declaring unprompted that they have not pooped their pants.
Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here’s a new loofah for comparison:
Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.
What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!
Who is dis doin’ this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin’?
That’s the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It’s proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.
just like the pyramids huh.
Ah yes. Without aliens, I don’t know how one could possibly make pyramids.
or plants that can be dried into sponges!
You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.
Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa
I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.
He’s a Litch
That’s not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.
Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.
Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything (“that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby”), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered (“great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you”), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism (“Minions, I know your wages are low, but it’s those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation”). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called “malicious litigation” that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.
Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they’re first on the chopping block when the chips are down.
Wait till you find out what vampires are an allegory for.
People with consumption or hemophilia?
That fucker has zero clue in the art of crafting a phylactery.
No, his intolerance and ignorance suggests this is the work of horcruxes, which require far less intelligence to conceive of (in a literary sense) and create.
That’s pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.
And cofveve.
and pseudoephedrine
Isn’t that allergy medicine and an antihistamine? How does that keep you going?
It causes the body to release adrenaline and noadrenaline.
In the short run that is stimulating. In the long run it is detrimental to your body.
Very simplified speaking it is chemically related to amphetamines, which are shaped in a similar way like dopamine, adrenaline and the other stimulating hormones. So they all end up interactinf with similar parts of your hormone/neurotransmitter system.
It’s an amphetamine. I think that answers both questions.
it can be used as a stimulant but apparently the rumor in regards to trump is false.
The “false” rating is just if the photograph means he is abusing stimulants.
The photograph doesn’t indicate or counterindicate that he’s a hopped-up maniac who would be doing all-caps screeds on social media at 3am.
Edit to add: The photograph is real, though. Is it weird to have a chock-full Sudafed drawer?
By being a precursor to methamphetamine, I guess.
PREVIOUSLY… ON “THE WALKING DEAD.”
Man stop reminding me that I still haven’t finished season 23894892348923892
Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.
There’s no doubt that he would.
The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.
Like Frank in the “Frank’s Little Beauties” episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.
Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I’d try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, “tell us about your make up routine and why you think it’s so essential.”
Follow up, “I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you’re so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?”
“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”
