Shot in the dark, they’re doing keto in the saddest way possible.

Which is just about enough to pay for Trump’s birthday parade.

Also being able to get anything in diet instead of just one or two things.

Or diet everything.

Not like they were going to get any help from this administration anyway.

The bill compels state and local authorities to “use all lawful means necessary” to enforce its provisions, and would subject authorities to prosecution under existing weapons of mass destruction statutes if they refused to investigate alleged violations of the law.

As if this wasn’t awful enough. Were this to pass, you could spam out anonymous tips to any authorities you have a gripe with, with allegations about anyone you you want to harass, and failure to investigate any of those allegations could lead to serious prison time. And you know damn well they wouldn’t hesitate to use a law like that to target anyone that resists their insane nonsense.

Oh, sure, right now it’s all about wanting to get out of here, but they’ll come crawling back, looking for their creator so they can introduce their weird bald girlfriend.

While the ship is near the house, the crew reports finding an endless number of letters, tickets and citations from a homeowner’s association, all stashed in drawers, lockers and folders around the ship. The captain’s report on the incident contained three separate documents alleging violations of HOA rules regarding lawn maintenance and garbage can placement, which he claims had not been in the report when he logged it.

And yet, they are even more incompetent than that. Because even if we go along with the idea that all trade deficits are bad, that still wouldn’t explain why they would put tariffs on the countries where we already have a trade surplus.

Makes me wonder what they think would stop a future administration from snatching them and whisking them off to a black site with no opportunity for due process. Fastest way to rebalance the court. And at least as justifiable under the alien enemies act (can’t be less than not at all).

But… but… he has the cards!

I would assume they’re getting the Intel already. The entire administration is comprised of Russian assets and useful idiots. Even if the info isn’t being handed to them directly, all the existing security is being ripped to shreds and the teams that would counter any threats have officially been told to ignore Russia completely.

That said, I wouldn’t put it past Trump to publicly give Intel to Russia, but only because he’s an idiot and assuming there is a low he won’t sink to his always a losing bet.

Dwayne Johnson needs one of these.

This shouldn’t be a surprise, but it’s still outrageous and probably a lot more damaging than simply stopping future aid. Russia’s economy is crippled and they are struggling to supply their military to keep up the war effort. Dropping the sanctions would not only give them a huge economic boost, it would also potentially allow them to buy things they can’t manufacture on their own.

A plurality of voters chose to elect a puppet who has effectively turned the US into a Russian vassal state. But at least eggs are cheap and plentiful and we have peace in the middle east, right?

A destabilized country living under permanent Russian influence is not a recipe for peace and security.

Nice try RFK Jr, but you’re not gonna assimilate me that easily.

Being a criminal is practically a requirement for a post in this administration.

If they actually do this, then every country that still supports Ukraine should ban Starlink, Twitter, Tesla, etc. Musk and Trump want to aid Russia militarily, they can get sections like any other Russian Oligarch.

Turn off the nsfw filter on steam and find out.

It would be terrifying, but I’m sure a combination of egotism and liquid courage will make it seem easy.