Does it have a shrubbery?

They’re after the cats.

See, he was right all along.

/s (just in case)

Another reason not to use them then - not like I really needed any. I’d sooner go direct.

I would foster an irrational (more like justified) hatred of JustEat after that.

With their lies and promises, all the while setting themselves up so they wouldn’t suffer, and even profit from it.

Playing to their masters in Russia to weaken UK and Europe, affecting trade and movement. Relaxing, environmental and farming regulations that protect the customer and environment.

The list goes on.

The sooner the better. The architects and enablers of Brexit should be tried as traitors.

Sounds just the sort of thing a tory leader would say.

Sorry, Gaffer.

Nice try Gandalf

And cofveve.

I’ve got nothing. That’s me out :-(

We’ll help you, friend, to find your band.

Well said, Mortal. I’m glad you’ve spoken.

With a soft center?

I did, and got arrested on a public indecency charge.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Just twigged, it’s that David Sullivan. Good, he can sod right off.

the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

So it’s in Streatham then.

So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

What do we do with all the carbon we capture and store? Can we use it for something else? If not then we need to stop producing it, not just sticking it into a landfill like we have with our rubbish for the last hundred years or so.

Not always due to poverty though, there’ll be a few parent that just don’t care and haven’t taught the kids to wash properly. Others find laundry an alien concept.

We see loads of people with dirty clothes, unwashed and stinky come through our centre every day. They have phones, vapes and weed. But not deodorant.

Sorry, that’s not the art of the deal.