Damn, does he come with them?

He’s Canadian, so we don’t get to hear the CDC say “the risk to the public remains low” this time.

Jokes aside, I wish the teen a full and speedy recovery.

Wait wait. What would happen if a long half-strand of DNA tried to pair with another but there was one letter wrong in the middle?

OP didn’t say they were unattracted to them either. And if you saw my advice as anything other than a joke, that’s on you.

Telling someone you are attracted to them and asking them out is not sexual harassment. It might be against workplace rules, but that depends on the workplace. Having consensual sex with someone after a date is also not sexual harassment. It could be seen as “quid pro quo” if one of them is the other’s boss.

If at any point the person asks you to stop and you continue, then that is sexual harassment.

Tell him you feel shy around him because you’re attracted to him, and then ask him out on a date. Either he’ll leave you alone or you’ll get some. Win/win

Put the same text in 6 different languages (maybe: English, Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Russian, Arabic, and Bengali to get as many scripts as possible?) on each side of the cube. Be the Rosetta Stone of the future. Be sure to get a native speaker to look over each text before you comission it.

That should be enough work to discourage you. :)

I got a better paying job. Pretty much every aspect of my life has since improved.

My husband has had an MSI bravo for a few years. Uses it constantly, and it’s great. No issues outta it whatsoever. However, he does not use Linux on it. He prefers to dual boot and the SSD is a little small for that (if you also want to install games).

Or as Daria said: “On second thought, hell is myself.”

But why the nose? Who crawls around on the floor all the time?

Disabling JavaScript through ublock origin also does the same (horrible) thing, frequently.

You don’t?

Anybody else see distraught pregnant women on the tops of the trees?

He found a female at random. The new call is his child.

Your parents are there.

I believe he’s shitting off the frame.

The director was an amateur, and he didn’t align the grains of sand with the grain of the film.

Sure, he gave permission for them to publish the paper about him. But, did he give them permission to address him solely as “48 year old obese man?”

I disagree two-fold. At least in the deep South where I’m from, the rise in popularity of the idea of the rapture did not cause Christians to be any less fervent in their rush to convert everyone else. It did not make the vast majority of them self-isolate at all. The author’s viewpoint is likely affected by his parents making him live in a commune. Secondly, even if evangelicalism is moving in some new directions lately, I don’t think the idea of the rapture is falling out of fashion at all. Christians have no problem with both thinking they should assist in bringing about the end of the world and also believing that the rapture can happen any second. As we all know, cognitive dissidence never bothered them anyway.

For some of them, it’s not even cognitive dissonance. They believe certain things must happen before for the rapture can happen. Most of them believe these things have already happened or will soon™, though.