Long term 5e game, was in it’s 4th year. Wife was playing a lvl 15 cleric that had taken a vow of celibacy but fell in love with an npc. They had been courting for about a year in game and she was about ready to break her vow, changing her alignment, and multi classing her character. But a cataclysmic event occurred causing the complete destruction of the capital city, killing thousands. As meteors of fire rained down on them, they ran through the city towards the air ship docs. As the npc rounded a corner, I had her roll to see if he misses getting hit by a ball of fire. She rolled just well enough that he misses dying, but is at 1 hp (I gave him 10). Bleeding from a massive head wound, she takes the half speed penalty to help him the last 200 ft to the air ship. Forgetting she had a mace that let her cast a teleport spell up to 1,000 ft to any place she was familiar with.

I make her roll every 30 ft to avoid another strike. She passes most as I set the DC only at 12. But about 170 or so ft with one roll left she nat 1s. She then looks up at the sky and screams “IS THIS BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T HAD SEX YET?” I asked her if she is asking her god, and she thinks for a second before saying “Fuck it, YES!” So I tell her, as the words leave your lips, a sudden burst of energy and inspiration strikes you, and you remember you have magic that could get you to the ship. Her eyes go wide, and she yells “SON OF A BITCH! I cast teleport from the mace to bridge of the ship.” She and her Partner instant teleport.

After everyone else gets aboard, the airship begins to lift off. I make the party roll one last avoidance roll so the ship doesn’t get hit. 2 nat 20’s and the rest in the mid to upper teens. So the ship flees the city as it burns and crumbles into flame, ash and rubble behind them. Danger averted, and with questions of what exactly happened. She grabs her lover’s hand and storms off to her room yelling to the party. “Don’t disturb us for at least and hour.” The table erupted in laughter and cheers and I describe them marching below deck followed by the slamming of a door. She broke her vow, leveled up and multi classed her cleric into a rouge.

“Is this because we didn’t have sex yet?”

Depends on mood, but one I have been getting quite a bit recently is Glenfiddich with apple juice.

Wife was hired in 2014 for a position that was designed to be remote. They changed things in 2017 and tried to make her come into an office 2.5 hours away, 5 days a week. She’s legally blind and doesn’t drive, a fact they were fully aware of and had no issues with when they hired her. She tried to argue multiple times, and it just ended up going in circles with several managers getting pretty insulting to her. So, she quit, and eventually decided to contact a disability lawyer to inform the ex-employer she would be suing for discrimination, and ADA violations. Because they said some pretty stupid things in emails and voicemails. They ended up offering a nice sized settlement. She found another WFH job that paid 3x what she was making at the old place, with a higher level position and more closely fits her education. She’s much happier with how things turned out for her. The position has been on various job sites for over 3 years and doesn’t look like it’s been filled since she quit, though I can’t say that for sure.

Parts of it are great, the parts that aren’t are a nightmare and will never get better.

Still better than Trump

Still better than Trump.

Around 9-10pm.

I’ve had Mint Mobile for 3 years. Have had no issues, same for wife and roommate. Thought a friend that live 30 min away can’t get it to work for them. Even though T-Mobile (the network Mint uses) works fine for them.

Social Media 100%.

South Park is great. Most people I’ve ever talked to that hate it are conservative.

McDonald’s Salad Shaker or the McDLT

Learn a skill you are passionate about, painting, drawing, sculpting, sewing.

Our city sub never really had those kinds of issues, drama to be sure from time to time, but for the most part it was just a great place to learn what events were happening that weekend. Or get inside info on something that happened in the news, etc. I have checked in on it a couple times since deleting my Reddit accounts, but it’s not the same and feels off since joining lemmy.

Literally the only thing I miss about Reddit is my city sub.

I’m a coward.

Religion, no question.

This may not exactly answer your question, but I saw a question the other day on another platform “Men, what song that is sung by a female vocalist do you sing with all your heart?” Below was my answer to that question.

Love Story - Tayler Swift

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

Ashes - Celine Dion

Waterfalls - TLC

Jolene - Dolly Parton

Fucking Perfect - Pink!

Hello - Adele

Higher Love - Whitney Houston

Beyond The Burning Skies - Battle Beast

I Get Off - Lizzy Hale

I’m a 6’ 4" albino with a foot long beard.

Only to those deserving.