From The Onion Book of Known Knowledge.
Where is Saddam?
But they won’t even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak…
This must be what that one cop was afraid of
I fucking knew it.
I expected Saddam Hussein to hide inside.
Wait till you hear what ARM originally stood for
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Acorn RISC Machine
Ironically, microcontrollers with wireless small enough to fit in an acorn are likely to be ESP32-based, which doesn’t use an ARM CPU.
Since it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it’s probably completely useless
There’s no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.5Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.
No, it just goes to its extraction point! …somehow.
When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.
first birds, now acorns? fvck, man…
This is why you should support your local squirrel population.
Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.
