Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh
What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter’s a fucking narc.
“oink oink, I’m a Fascist pig” -Harry Potter
Only nerds don’t do drugs
Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.
This nerd sat down and said yeah I’m gonna discover everything that gets you high
Nerds are wizards. And wizards love drugs.
Can confirm.
Source: am wizard.
I hope you don’t mean one with those pointy white hats
Those guys are fuckin narcs. They can lick my sweaty orbs.
Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.
Or he’d do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.
McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.
As others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop
This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.
Harry is the cops.
Harry Narcer
Narcy Potter
Narcy Pot’s pot wasn’t welcome in Potter’s spot
The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer’s got Stoned
Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.
The golden snitch.
Of course that kid grew up to be a cop
For anyone unaware, Harry does indeed become a cop (auror).
AAAB
Defend the Aurors!
Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say “yes thank you” because drugs are expensive.
Fuck you harry potter if you won’t take the blunt I’ll hit it
