The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

“A familiar face” is a funny way of putting it. I only know of two existing pictures of her, the one shown here and her more official looking portrait. It’s weird, like the rest of them.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

This is not the picture I would draw if someone asked me to explain what a “top” and “bottom” were.

Now consider wild fires during that period.

The celestial administrators looked at his dating record and just made the assumption.

Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

What’s the point? Attention. These people need attention and this is the only way they can get it. They don’t care if it’s positive or negative. Do not engage or try to reason with them. Simply ignore them and go on about your business.

“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

By “better for you”, they mean compared to lard. Which, is the proper pie ingredient if all reason is abandoned in pursuit of the old ways.