Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I’m a monster
Great, bow I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”
Too formal.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
Can u get pregante…?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
single tear rolls down cheek I’m sorry, but i must do it…
smegnog
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
God damnit. That’s beautiful
Question: what is smegma?
Baby mice
ask your mother
smegma ballz hehe
a foul substance of dubious origin
Adding this to my drunken vocab
“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
