Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.
Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that
Probably not until the end of the date.
And only with consent
What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?
I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.
I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.
That joke but not mine?
Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.
Red Beans & Rice
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
Oh dear god the beans are back…
doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.
Toe.
Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)
Cool beans
Chole and rajma are goated
Baked.
Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.
He ain’t fooling me twice no more.
Coffee.
Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.
You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.
Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.
Natto
