Well, it’s after 5am and I’m awake.
But I don’t think that’s what they meani’d have to sleep first
Depends on how bad my anxiety is
When I am king, the morning people will be first against the wall.
Night shift? Pffft. Give me my 3 AM baguette, you useless member of society you. WOA, HEY!! DON’T THROW IT AT ME! Do you know who my father is?!?
There’s some overlapping options here. CEOs frequently claim to wake up at 5AM and do a load of woo woo voodoo bullshit to ‘spot opportunities’, and they’re useless members of society.
To be fair it’s not an IFF (if and only if)
“Well, first I put in a solid 2 hours at the gym, and then I go meet with my spiritual mentor, and then it’s another 2 hours back at the gym. Finally I read the newspapers for an hour or two. At this point, I can go for a quick 7am breakfast and be into the office by 9:30, after a quick swim at the gym. But not before my personal meeting with the lord.”
These are the same type of people that show people to a business 5 minutes before close and then hang around for 30 minutes decoding what they want
So what about 3:45AM? Asking for an alcoholic friend…
hear that, night shift? fuck you, trying to keep eye on the valuable artifacts and shit.
Whew! 7am
5.20. Unfortunately.
Why can’t I select multiple?
Second and third shifts are useless? Remember that when you can’t pickup your groceries after work.
We are so biased towards those with circadian rhythms that align with early mornings.
I am so much healthier and happier once I realized mine ran later than most and adjusted my schedule accordingly.
Joke’s on them. I get up at 5AM and I’m a worthless member of society.
Coworkers: he comes in so early, what a hard worker
Me: well I gotta poop, might as well get up and do it at work
It truly brings peace of mind knowing I won’t accidentally wreck my own toilet.
